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Spitballing 

1)To toss ideas around with no expectation of them coming
to pass, to brainstorm.
2) To make harmless jibes or attacks; make weak accusations.
1)We were spitballing about the upcoming election.
2)I was just spitballing him, but he took it seriously.
Spitballing by jawm October 28, 2005

spit balling 

v. - to shoot ideas out in the open, may cause yourself to seem like a complete dunce.
Kai was spit balling about the new iPhone, while David, in turn, shot them down.
spit balling by XeroCint March 2, 2009

Shitballing 

A man who likes to have anal sex with someone who has to drop a big log. This usually ends up with the cock and balls coated in shit. Dont try this on your parents bed kiddies.
I was shitballing my girl's anus on my parents bed and got feces all over the sheets. I didnt know she had a hot turd in the chamber when I started probing her with my fuckstick.
Shitballing by Dick driller January 6, 2009

Shitballing 

The act of throwing out a number of bad ideas; unproductive brainstorming or "spitballing"
We were trying to figure out the best way to close the budget gap at our latest finance meeting, but Jenkins kept shitballing ideas like making fake unicorns and asking Jesus for help.
Shitballing by dEd Grimley June 17, 2011

Slitballing

The act of improvising cunnilingus technique when you're struggling to pleasure your partner.
I was eating her out for like 20 minutes dude, no progress. Alphabet trick didn't do anything, tried sucking on her clit to no avail. I just started slitballing until she fell asleep from boredom.
Slitballing by EricJDG July 1, 2019

Shitcalling 

The act of calling someone while taking a shit. Usually done with the goal of grossing the other person out.
"i shitcalled this kid named robin today"
"i like shitcalling people"
Shitcalling by ilikedashetz July 17, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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