Sphincterpup 

Boobies are called pups or puppies and butt cheeks and butt holes are called sphincterpups

I have to play with the sphincterpups tonight babe…

Sphincterpup by Jaesin Canaan Willcock September 20, 2023

sphincterpalooza 

A festive gathering of butt plungers for the express purpose of anal plundering and dick swizzling, followed by a nice potluck picnic.

Barney couldn't wait to lube up, don his rubber chaps, and head on off to sphincterpalooza for some good old fashioned colon plunging.

sphincterpalooza by Sammy Davis III October 20, 2007

SphincterPhone 

Device invented by (Bob Dylan's) drummer Sandy Konikoff, a microphone inserted into the anus and used to achieve drumbeats by pounding or slapping the legs and chest.

Ned Doheny: That SphincterPhone makes you look like an electric rat.

SphincterPhone by Lo Beedle January 26, 2004

sphincterphone 

Telephone capable of bypassing the earpiece and mouthpiece by use of a small speaker and microphone. This device was designed with two uses in mind:

1. place the device in a room so that multiple people can converse with the person(s) on the other end of the line

2. allows user to converse without holding a handset to the ear and mouth..."handsfree"

The amazing thing about this device is that, regardless of the application, everybody sounds like an asshole.

Dude, watch what you're saying...I've got you on sphincterphone.

sphincterphone by Mistr_Sir January 11, 2008

Sphincterus Maximus 

An insult meaning asshole. May express, douche, dick, retard, etc.

Jill: Jack is a Sphincterus Maximus.
John: I know!

Sphincterus Maximus by LinkMaster03 June 22, 2008

sphinkterput 

when you insert a large sword into the anal opening

holy shit she just got a fucking sphinkterput

sphinkterput by mynamebejeff December 17, 2019

sphincterous

To behave or act like an asshole; asshole-like.

That was mighty sphincterous of you, dickhead.

sphincterous by Funk & Wagnal August 18, 2009