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Kaoru Seta
Kaoru Seta by suilenlayer August 19, 2020
Speaker Mike Johnson
“My firm’s new CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally, nobody knows who he is or how he got the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”
Speaker Mike Johnson by TK2000 October 28, 2023
Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick
One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.
Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."
Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick by Forgotten History Revealed May 19, 2016
She can speak french
"She can speak French, I think she fluent"
Mean she gives amazing blowjobs she must be fluent at it lol that song isn't as innocent as you thought but just remember good girls are bad girls who haven't been caught
Mean she gives amazing blowjobs she must be fluent at it lol that song isn't as innocent as you thought but just remember good girls are bad girls who haven't been caught
She can speak french by Invisible hood July 23, 2016
setareh
The kind of girl you want to bring home to your parents.
A girl that you want to walk around town with just to show
everyone how lucky you are. A very unique girl in that, she
possesses an intellect to match her beauty. A girl that was
born to achieve great things and conquer any adversity.
If you stumble upon this rare breed be sure to keep her
close and hold on for dear life. They only come around
once in a lifetime.
A girl that you want to walk around town with just to show
everyone how lucky you are. A very unique girl in that, she
possesses an intellect to match her beauty. A girl that was
born to achieve great things and conquer any adversity.
If you stumble upon this rare breed be sure to keep her
close and hold on for dear life. They only come around
once in a lifetime.
setareh by ExclamationPoint888 June 2, 2013
setayesh
this person, is amazing. they are the light that enters a room and everyone lights up too, and they are at their most beautiful when they dont try so damn hard. they are people pleasers. but, they can get deep with u. if u love one, and she loves u, do not let her go. intelligent, beautiful, amazing and damn fucking one of a kind. also, body GOAls. like hourglass hour. *persian girls slay*
- damn, shes a 10/10/. a real setayesh.
- i wanna bring setayesh to the party, it'll be lit.
- i love her. shes like, my setayesh.
- i wanna bring setayesh to the party, it'll be lit.
- i love her. shes like, my setayesh.
setayesh by settiwetti April 23, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026