Spermwhale

The process of making your partner laugh immediately after a blow job so that your sperm shoots out their nose.

"Me and that bitch were watchin step brothers while she was giving me a bj and she totally spermwhaled all over when I was finished"

by Scuba Sam February 26, 2009

spermwhale

a large female who has uncontrollable urges for sperm.

"Dude, Jerome, this girl wants my nuts. Too bad she's fricken spermwhale."

by CrotchOtter February 14, 2009

Sperm Whale

Sperm whales can grow to 52ft long and up to 77,000lb - 130,000lb. The reason they can become so big is because they live for a long time, 60 to 70 years to be exact. They have one of the largest global distributions for any whale in the world. They can range from the equator to the Arctic and Antarctic oceans. The sperm whales prefer to live in deep water. Because of being a toothed whale, they do not eat krill like all whales with baleen. Instead they eat sharks, squid, skates, and deep water fish. The whales are endangered because of whaling and other deep sea fishing. It is important to help save these amazing and magnificent creatures.

Sperm whales are amazing

by MOSASAURUS IS NOT A DINOSAUR December 20, 2020

Little Sperm Whale

Little Shits on the shore

"Little Sperm Whales on the fucking shore"

by YeboyWithAHugeOne July 25, 2016

Sperm Whale

1. A large women who likes to be ejaculated on.
2. A large whale who likes to be ejaculated on.

Pete: Why did you go home with that large women?
Mully: Dude, she is a sperm whale.
Pete: Oh. Then kudos to you.

by Bernard Bangwanger September 24, 2011

Sperm whale

A whale who recently had sex and is currently completely filled with sperm from the other whale.

Look mommy, there's a sperm whale over there.

by Soptactic January 23, 2015

hung like a sperm whale

To be possessing an incredibly humongous and meaty penis that is also complete with rather large testicles behind it.

If you have ever played the video game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and have also have played the part where you(as Tommy Vercetti) get to run a porn film studio, you may also remember this quote from the porn film director(when he talks to the female porn star Candy Suxxx) you were working with:

"Oh COME ON darling! He's hung like a sperm whale for pity's sake, how can you not feel the part?!"





Mark H. Contributing to the universal English sexual slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H May 4, 2005