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spermwhore

A man...that donates sperm for money. also see spunkh0
right on.. 55$ per donation.. im such a spermwhore!
spermwhore by gueat August 7, 2004
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superwhore

A psychotic, often egotistical, whore who has fucked all your friends and/or has a weird obession with you and your dick. Will refuse the idea that she's a whore, even though she can be fisted (to which her defence is "a lot of girls can be fisted") and sleeps with any guy that has a dick and a heartbeat. She will claim she is "sexually adventerous" and "sexually open" while claiming that there's a difference between being a whore and liking sex with multiple partners.

Superwhores usually have an undeserved sense of self-worth and think that they are unbelievably good looking. Superwhores will fuck anyone either because they're asked to or because they need to fuck everyone that they know.

You can spot a superwhore's vagina from a mile away, mainly due to the fact that their pussy is like a black hole. Be careful when fucking a superwhore, as their vagina is so big you can probably go spelunking in it. For added precaution, make sure you strap a 2x4 to your ass just so you don't fall in.
"Stacy" is a superwhore, she fucked the entire football team before getting pounded by four guys at the same time. "Stacy" claims she's wholesome, however her vagina has its own postal code and she has had more dick in her than a urinal. Why does she still deny that she's a whore? She is one twisted bitch.

Spermivore 

A human that feeds chiefly on sperm. A woman or man that enjoys devouring sperm.
Bob>"I heard she's a spermivore and that she's single, you have a shot to get her in bed tonight."
Charlie>"Yeah I've been needing a spermivore chick for a while."
Spermivore by Chrissy Scalici July 1, 2008

spermworthy

adj. To be worthy of sperm. Describes a very attractive woman that is fit to be fucked. The term also describes a woman who deserves sex because of her looks or personality. It establishes an unwritten criteria for a female's sexual eligibility.
That girl is definitely spermworthy.

Guy #1: Dude! That girl is disgusting. She is not spermworthy.
Guy #2: Thanks dude. I dodged a bullet there.

Girl: Why are all those popular girls having more sex than I am? I'm more spermworthy than they'll ever be. It's uncanny!
spermworthy by Abejohn102 May 16, 2011

Spermwhale

The process of making your partner laugh immediately after a blow job so that your sperm shoots out their nose.
"Me and that bitch were watchin step brothers while she was giving me a bj and she totally spermwhaled all over when I was finished"
Spermwhale by Scuba Sam February 26, 2009
When someone spews and spews and spews bullshit or other baseless material of no value to anyone.
Annoying Guy says:
Yea I know that song...its a great one

Annoying Guy says:
I found it on eDonkey a while ago. i was the first person to know about it, u know?

Annoying Guy says:
My step uncle listens to it a lot

Annoying Guy says:
I think it's rated top song of 1998

ME says:
DUDE just SHUT UP, you're such a SPAMWHORE!!!!
spamwhore by Mike Wizowski August 8, 2006

sperm whore 

A bitchy woman who steals your sperm and uses it to have babies without your consent.
Jeni is such a sperm whore!
sperm whore by Joe May 1, 2005
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