Spermologer 

a person who collects trivia or who is obsessed with current news and gossip.

Johnny is an eclectic spermologer.

Spermologer by Nav bor August 22, 2021

Spermolier 

A woman (or man) who can discern the recent diet of a semen produced based on the bouquet, flavor, or texture of ingested semen.

Lolita: did you eat pineapple today?
Jonny: I did! It was the predominant fruit in my fruit salad. You’re a fantastic spermolier!

Spermolier by A certain kind of pirate October 14, 2021

spermology 

the study of sperm.. one who is in the field of spermology is refered to as a spermologist

When I grow up, I want to get a PhD in spermology

spermology by eliz November 10, 2004

Spermology 

The idea that when an individual passes away, they become a single sperm who then goes on to be chosen to be reincarnated when a female and male make love.

Through the belief of spermology, it becomes clear that Megan Fox is the reincarinated sperm of Marilyn Monroe.
also, Barack Obama is the reincarnated sperm of Martian Luther King Jr. and Usain Bolt is the reincarnated sperm of Jesse Owens.

Spermology by Domepiece extrordinare jr January 10, 2010