Spermologer
Spermologer by Nav bor August 22, 2021
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Spermolier
A woman (or man) who can discern the recent diet of a semen produced based on the bouquet, flavor, or texture of ingested semen.
Lolita: did you eat pineapple today?
Jonny: I did! It was the predominant fruit in my fruit salad. You’re a fantastic spermolier!
Jonny: I did! It was the predominant fruit in my fruit salad. You’re a fantastic spermolier!
Spermolier by A certain kind of pirate October 14, 2021
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spermology
spermology by eliz November 10, 2004
Spermology
The idea that when an individual passes away, they become a single sperm who then goes on to be chosen to be reincarnated when a female and male make love.
Through the belief of spermology, it becomes clear that Megan Fox is the reincarinated sperm of Marilyn Monroe.
also, Barack Obama is the reincarnated sperm of Martian Luther King Jr. and Usain Bolt is the reincarnated sperm of Jesse Owens.
also, Barack Obama is the reincarnated sperm of Martian Luther King Jr. and Usain Bolt is the reincarnated sperm of Jesse Owens.
Spermology by Domepiece extrordinare jr January 10, 2010
Stink lines
As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
schmegegge
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
eye bleach
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016