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Spermology 

The idea that when an individual passes away, they become a single sperm who then goes on to be chosen to be reincarnated when a female and male make love.
Through the belief of spermology, it becomes clear that Megan Fox is the reincarinated sperm of Marilyn Monroe.
also, Barack Obama is the reincarnated sperm of Martian Luther King Jr. and Usain Bolt is the reincarnated sperm of Jesse Owens.

Sphereology

The Study of Spheres.
Person 1: G'day mate! I just learned about Sphereology in school!

Person 2: That's great! Let me quiz you....
Sphereology by Bomjol0417 September 21, 2020

Spentology 

The dedicated study of:

a) Spending, spentos, big spending of the universe and incorporating the word(s) Spend and Spent into as many other words/phrases as possible.

b) Active, passive and accidental spending by use of all tools and spendventory

c) Spent
Aaron: "Yo Spentos, done any study for your Spentology exam?"

Spentos: "Bro, i've got all my spendventory in my sleeping bag and i'm not moving off this couch"

Andy: "Fuck bro you'll pass for sure!"
Spentology by Professor Spendser October 17, 2008

speakology 

Wow that girl must have a doctorate in speakology!
speakology by GavinZac January 13, 2008

Spermologer 

a person who collects trivia or who is obsessed with current news and gossip.
Johnny is an eclectic spermologer.
Spermologer by Nav bor August 22, 2021

spazmology

The study of spastics using practcal approaches.
One takes on the form of a spastic in order to better understand their mind set.
Assuming the form of a spastic is also commonly used as a source of entertainment for others.
"Im a fully qualified Spazmologist"
(Usually spoken with dribble coming out of the mouth)