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Spermolier

A woman (or man) who can discern the recent diet of a semen produced based on the bouquet, flavor, or texture of ingested semen.
Lolita: did you eat pineapple today?
Jonny: I did! It was the predominant fruit in my fruit salad. You’re a fantastic spermolier!
by A certain kind of pirate October 14, 2021
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Spermmelier

A Spermmelier is an expert in the art of fellatio.

A person who frequently imbibes male orgasmic discharge and has extensive knowlege about the proper technique or extracting such discharge in such a way to provide maximum pleasuer to the extractee.
"She did not appreciate the pungent bouquet of my seminal fluids, and thus I had to hire a new spermmelier."
by JimX January 27, 2004
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Spermologer

a person who collects trivia or who is obsessed with current news and gossip.
Johnny is an eclectic spermologer.
by Nav bor August 22, 2021
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Spermalizer

A special wrestling move that involves ejaculation causing loss of bodily function from the waist down.
He delivered the spermalizer with brutal, jarring force
by Roger Lodge November 9, 2003
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