Spermolier

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A woman (or man) who can discern the recent diet of a semen produced based on the bouquet, flavor, or texture of ingested semen.

Lolita: did you eat pineapple today?
Jonny: I did! It was the predominant fruit in my fruit salad. You’re a fantastic spermolier!

Spermolier by A certain kind of pirate October 14, 2021

Words you can keep

Spermmelier

A Spermmelier is an expert in the art of fellatio.

A person who frequently imbibes male orgasmic discharge and has extensive knowlege about the proper technique or extracting such discharge in such a way to provide maximum pleasuer to the extractee.

"She did not appreciate the pungent bouquet of my seminal fluids, and thus I had to hire a new spermmelier."

Spermmelier by JimX January 27, 2004

Related Words

Spermolier • Spermalizer • Spermmelier • Spermologer • Sperm Boiler • sperm overload • Sperm Soldier

Spermologer

a person who collects trivia or who is obsessed with current news and gossip.

Johnny is an eclectic spermologer.

Spermologer by Nav bor August 22, 2021

Spermalizer

A special wrestling move that involves ejaculation causing loss of bodily function from the waist down.

He delivered the spermalizer with brutal, jarring force

Spermalizer by Roger Lodge November 9, 2003

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026