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Spermbank

Noun: 1. A facility where men can donate their ejaculate. The ejaculate is then used for artificial insemination by women whose husbands are sterile.

2. A very promiscuous girl.
1. "I love spermbanks! They actually pay you to jerk off! And you might get a kid out of it!"

2. "Dude, make sure you wear a rubber with that chick - she's a total spermbank. I hear she's in the triple digits."
by drotic October 7, 2009
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Crenshaw Spermbank

When a women gets gangraped in Crenshaw neighborhood.
Suswoop did you hear Lotti get pregnant? Shit, how? That bitch went to a Crenshaw Spermbank!
by Asher Adamz September 29, 2021
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Mobile sperm bank

An individual who is a bit of a whore and addicted to semen often confused with a cum slut. They tend to be used as a sperm receptacle especially in a dogging session
You can see Dion must of walked by, he leaves a trail like a snail from his ass.... It’s because he is a mobile sperm bank... Must be filled to the brim again.. .
by Dirk Rictor2 August 2, 2019
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Mobile sperm bank

An individual who really loves semen. Usually used as a cum receptacle in a dogging session. Their methodology is don’t waste a drop..
Hey Dion must of just walked by again, he leaves a trail like a snail out of his ass.. That guy is a mobile sperm bank, think he received too many deposits and is full to the brim...
by Dirk Rictor2 August 2, 2019
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old sperm bank

This is a disparaging term some men use for their wife or girlfriend.
by I, Wreckerrr December 18, 2020
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Walking Sperm Bank

A highly promiscuous woman. So called because a lot of semen is deposited into her.
"Dude, that chick you're going to marry was a total walking sperm bank in college."
by Jake October 10, 2005
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sperm bank

1) A facility that collects sperm from donors, usually for the purpose of artificial insemination.

2) A loose, promiscuous woman that collects sperm from "donors", usually for the purpose of oral or vaginal consumption. often in large quantities.
That tramp Beth applied for a job at the sperm bank the other day. They turned her down. They said they were afraid she would "gobble up all the profits".
by Ill Bill B Illin' September 8, 2007
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