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A runescape player named Spekel who is in the best clan in runescape, "Chivalry-Legions", She is proof that girls CAN tank. Even though she is mostly polite and sensitive! Do not mess with Spekel or she will tear you up.

"I Met Spekel today, she was tanking us out at the pkri" Or " I met Spekel today and she was PMSing at me :( "

Spekel by muffkins April 26, 2009

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shekel thief

a person who steals things that can either be objects or ideas. they also usually look like a boxtroll and worship dalton king of the shekel thieves

omfg bro daltons a really shekel thief he stole all my napkins

shekel thief by dont touch me turkey September 29, 2014

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Spekel • shekel • speel • shekeled • Speeling • spekle • Speeload • Spekldorfed • sekely art • Sekelyism

Poop Shekel

A universal African currency involving fecal matter.

Clerk: "Sir please play your fee upfront!"
Darwin: "How much?"
Clerk: "5₱ (Poop Shekels)"

Poop Shekel by glikber December 28, 2020

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Shekel Hound

A person who obsesses over anything with monetary value, especially a Jewish banker or accountant.

I'll never go to that bank again, it's run by Shekel Hounds and Jewbags

Shekel Hound by xXFurball February 6, 2015

Shekel Grabber

Someone who does petty theft or small-scale scams for almost no profit in return.

That dude is such a shekel grabber. He said he'd pay my $0.50 back today, but he just ghosted me instead.

Shekel Grabber by IMainSkyblock September 28, 2021

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shekels

jewish coins/israeli currency and for some reason, slang word for cash in Ireland.

Id say they cost ya a few shekels.

Yeah not too bad, 60 quid.

shekels by womoma April 16, 2005

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Shekelstein

Ethan Shekelstein, lord of the Jews

All must give the mighty Jew Shekelstein all the shekels.

Shekelstein by Fuckingniggerfaggotilovehitler May 22, 2017

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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