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Jewish woman’s tits. The name comes from the fact that they look and sound like bags of coins.
“Bro, look at those Jewbags on her. Not banging her tonight.”
Jewbags by Artemboss August 6, 2018
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jewbagel supreme 

Jewbagel supreme; the phrase is derived from three words. It is used as an insult. It is a upgraded form of jewbagel. Its twice the insult of jewbagel.
Donnie; Kyle is such a jewbagel supreme for not taking that caddy off the jump.
jewbagel supreme by DonnieDD January 15, 2011
Julia :), she's a jewbag
Jewbag by haalalallaawafw February 25, 2010

Ali Jewbag 

A sexual act performed on a female coworker during work hours. After having sex, you break her legs, forcing her to file a claim under worker's compensation.
Oh man! Janice be coming on to me at work like a fiend or sumthin! So I laid her out on the lunch table at work. After we finished I gave her an Ali Jewbag. Bitch'll be collecting cheques for months!
Ali Jewbag by bigwillyfromphilly September 1, 2014

Jewbaggins

A person who exhibits extreme stinginess or cheapness in everyday life. A person who hoards anything he can get his hands on, including an xbox controller or a bong.
"Mac, I can't believe you just took another rip. It was clearly my turn. You're such a jewbaggins."
Jewbaggins by Gatt Meiger October 14, 2011

jewbaggery

The act of using Jew tricks to confuse or take advantage of someone or something.
Grossman confused us with his jewbaggery.

Schwartzman jewbaggered the entire tour group, causing us to get lost in the city.
jewbaggery by Gaylord Price November 29, 2007
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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