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The joint you smoke in the garage after getting home from middle school before your mom gets home from yoga.

I wanted to smoke some weed after school, but my mom was getting home from yoga in 5 minutes, so I had to have a speedy j.

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Speedy Julian

One of the fastest track athletes of all time.

Timmy: Dang Carl, did you see him run by?
Carl: yep. That right there is a speedy Julian.

Speedy Julian by Packer1287 June 26, 2016

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Speedy Juice

A slang used by the young folks to refer to Energy drinks, from "Monster" To "Mnt Dew Rise"

"Speedy Juice, Yum Yum😋"

Speedy Juice by Weesbian xd October 4, 2021

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Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromu, Holi, holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Speedy, Michael Jackson's Successor. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

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speed junkie

Someone who seeks out and craves thrilling speeds and/or activities to get a rush of speed.

Scott love to race cars at 175mph. He is a speed junkie

speed junkie by 20vgolf October 18, 2013

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Daytona Speed Jack

When running late but still have the urge to rub one out.

Sorry I'm late but I had to do a Daytona Speed Jack.

Daytona Speed Jack by Pussy Beavers November 14, 2020

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speed jerking

one of the most dangerous forms of jerking in which one attempts to jerk to a song with incredibly fast tempo and usually does not succeed resulting in a broken ankle/leg

i went to the ER for speed jerking

speed jerking by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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