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Speedobear 

a close relative to pedo bear he resides around schools and lakes and often runs in a speedo and is topless
**como park elementary**
person1: look at guy over there checking out them asian girls

person2: he's such a speedobear
Speedobear by nadezhda011 October 6, 2010
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speedberry 

A player variation of a blueberry in Destiny 2 that tries to speedrun any instance they come into. Usually lacking the skills or gear to properly speedrun and getting themselves killed in the process commonly.

Another trait of speedberries is ignoring the enemies and rushing towards the next checkpoint, pulling the players left behind (usually only just loaded in to the mission) into the new section and causing annoyance.
I hope this run we don't get a speedberry, I need some bounties finished
speedberry by CherryCheshire September 15, 2022

Speedboard 

n. downhill skateboard, usually built very heavy duty measuring 40-43" with wheel cutouts for large wheels. often mounted drop-through, with the truck baseplate mounted on top of the board.
v. downhill skateboarding, where riders use aerodynamic tucks and crouches to reach speeds as high as 65mph, drifting their boards at turns and footbraking, airbraking, or sliding to stop.
n. I just got a brand new speedboard! I can't wait to bomb some hills!
v. Hey, do you want to speedboard today? I found a nice hill over by the school.

Speedyheart 

A video game modder of the racing game Need For Speed, who is supposedly a British female teenage girl in real life, who spends her time guilt-tripping everyone she sees for no apparent reason. She has even went far enough to brainwash everyone in the community for the game into believing in her lies.
Guy #1: Have you seen Speedyheart's new video?
Guy #2: No and I don't want to.
Guy #1: Why not? She's AMAAZZZIIINNNGG!!!!!
Guy #2: No, speedyheart is just trying to make you think that.
Speedyheart by THESAYCOMPTER3 July 11, 2020

Speedyheart 

A need for speed modding fanatic who’s being ran by a robot.
Have you seen Speedyheart’s new mod?
Yeah she reprogrammed the entire pursuit system in Carbon and Heat as a whole.

Speedover Beethoven 

The most overplayed DDR song, officially. It replaces both V (for extreme) and Daikenkai because those songs require some level of skill, whereas Speedover Beethoven requires virtually none at its lower levels (and it's got little cartoon guys spinning around in the background! LOL!!!111) People also play this song because the recognize the tune ('Fur Elise') even though they can't name it. Doing badly on Speedover Beethoven on beginner or light is probably a sign that one of your feet have been amputated while you weren't looking.
beginner: Aw shit man this DDR stuff looks hard better start easy with that song they play in the demo, whats it called, speedy beethoven, while I'm at it, I should play it for all three songs, since it's not like people ever get tired of hearing the same song over and over again.

goth chick who feels the need to correct other people on their dance styles: actually it's 'speedover beethoven'. it's a really tough song, but I manage to pass just because I'm so good.

bystander: HAHA OH WOW LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE GUYS WITH BIG HEADS IN THE BACKGROUND HEY GUYS COME CHECK THIS OUT!
Any type of energy drink, usually highly caffinated and loaded with other ingredients for quick energy. Brands such as Monster, Rock star, Red Bull, Jolt Cola, Dark dog, Stacker 2 Stinger, Lost and many, MANY others.
I’ve felt like hammered shit all morning, but I forced a speedbeer down the gullet @ 1430 and that should see me through until I head home.
-SKTFM
speedbeer by Muttlee February 16, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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