Speedyheart

A video game modder of the racing game Need For Speed, who is supposedly a British female teenage girl in real life, who spends her time guilt-tripping everyone she sees for no apparent reason. She has even went far enough to brainwash everyone in the community for the game into believing in her lies.

Guy #1: Have you seen Speedyheart's new video?
Guy #2: No and I don't want to.
Guy #1: Why not? She's AMAAZZZIIINNNGG!!!!!
Guy #2: No, speedyheart is just trying to make you think that.

Speedyheart by THESAYCOMPTER3 July 11, 2020

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Speedyheart

A need for speed modding fanatic who’s being ran by a robot.

Have you seen Speedyheart’s new mod?
Yeah she reprogrammed the entire pursuit system in Carbon and Heat as a whole.

Speedyheart by Justicewithtacosandweed November 14, 2019

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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