Spedomino

Someone that is really stupid and bad at making good choices.

Stop roasting the teacher you're going to get in trouble you spedomino!

by Mosquitor April 25, 2019

Spermino

A cocktail glass full of cum that girls typically drink at the end of blow bang or bukake porn.

Hey girl if you really want me to go through the labor of making you a mojito first you gotta show me ID, and then you've gotta make all these dudes bust in a glass and finish the entire spermino.

by Ranchgirls September 23, 2020

spedoinkle

1. Adj., Of or relating to something wonderful.
2. Noun, Expletive popular in the Mid to Late 1800's Frontier America. (See Alferd Packer).

1. I think I know precisely what I mean when I say it's a spedoinkle day!
2. Spedoinkle! I just got my foot caught in a bear trap.

by Bryce September 12, 2003

Spedarino

Synonym to sped, meaning special ed, retarded, or that one Alex kid

Alex the spedarino was not only dumb and autistic, but also gay af

by brickman5543 October 29, 2018

Sperminology

One that perserves his sperm by jacking off.

My step father is the best at sperminology!

by Leznerd January 19, 2012

speedorino

Someone incredibly fast.

Man, that speedrunner is quite the speedorino!

by Duke Potato February 3, 2020

spedoinkle

A fat porker of a man (usually with a rotund belly covering his shriveled cock), roasting his burned ass on the beech in a Speedo,usually with back hair matted down in sun tan lotion.

"Man, look at that spedoinkle! What a land whale!"

by Shizzle April 8, 2003