My step

Nah, I don't think I will watch it.

Hym "I don't really feel like watching my step though.... So I won't." 😐

Iam "Will you stop? Seriously..." 😒

Hym "He's being a shit and he knows he's doing it. So, no. I'm not going to do that."

by Hym Iam September 7, 2022

i got my steps in

A phrase said by a no-life piece of shit after having accomplished any slight amount of physical activity during the day.

Bob: Whew! Man, I wish the elevator wasn't broken; I had to take the stairs. But at least I got my steps in today.

by Bothered Bob December 16, 2021

my dog stepped on a bee

used when when u dont have anything to say on a trial

kate: hey babe why'd u poop on the bed?
amberians: MY DOG STEPPED ON A BEE UGHRGRH

by peirtu May 10, 2022

my dog stepped on a bee

buy one get one free

“my dog stepped on a bee”
“buy one get one free”
“we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”
“here’s the mufukn tea”

by aqxa on the yt June 15, 2022

My dog stepped on a bee

Used to mock someone when they're playing the victim.

Annie: "Jesus christ jake! Stop with that shit"
Jake: "It's not my fault, you're stressing me out"
Depp: "jesus christ, 'my dog stepped on a bee', shut the fuck up"

by ItsKelpy June 21, 2022

My dog stepped on a bee

More like Amber Heard stepped on the bee, but she framed the bloody dog!

Amber Heard: My dog stepped on a bee *screws up her face*

Me: You fucking stepped on the bee you crazy bitch, you just framed the bloody dog!

by Rotten Turkey September 6, 2022

my cat stepped on my keyboard

when you do something cringey, but you don't have a good excuse, so you do the only thing that'll save you.

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry

by Mirukal October 17, 2020