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The Stevarino

While having sex for the first time you tuck your penis while pulling your pants down and then turn the lights off and push your massive erection in her asshole.
I haven't walked right since I was caught off Guard by The Stevarino

spearing the whale 

Very complicated but first you need to put on a rain coat, then you'll need a kiddy pool, and of course the fattest, whitest chick you can find. After that you fuck the fat bitch in the pool. Now for the coup de grace, you kick her in the throat and listen to her moan and make whale noises, and finally you get the fuck out of there!
Rick: I went spearing the whale yesterday and i totally pwned that fat cunt.

Rob: Dude that's fucking disgusting.

Rick: I'll fucking kill you.

Spearing 

verb, the act of grabbing ones ear while giving oral and ramming ones penis into their partners thoart
thomas's girlfreind pissed him off early so he waited till she was giving him head then grab her ears and rammed his penis into the back of her thoart spearing her viciously
Spearing by TCWalsh April 19, 2010
Someone that is really stupid and bad at making good choices.
Stop roasting the teacher you're going to get in trouble you spedomino!
Spedomino by Mosquitor April 25, 2019

Crystal whale spearing 

A slang term originating from Huntsville, AL, to crystal whale spear is when you fuck a fat bitch off of the drug crystal meth.
Me and the boys went crystal whale spearing last night! It was awesome!

Clam Spearing 

Clam spearing is fucking in the usual heterosexual manner, i.e. penis into vagina. The spear is a metaphor for the penis, the clam is a metaphor for the vagina.
I'd love to do some clam spearing when I get home from work tonight
Clam Spearing by Rodolphe May 18, 2005