Spedest

It means you are the most sped

No dude you’re the spedest

by BowHello420 July 31, 2020

Spedest

It means you are the most sped person.

No dude you’re the spedest

by BowHello420 July 31, 2020

Speedster

Someone who will win 1st in every 100meter race(e.g. Usain Bolt).

A very fast person.

Maddi:Did u know Jonathan went undefeated in the 100!?
Jazmin:No wow what a speedster!

Anthony:Usain Bolt just beat the world record!
Rashad:Yup he's a speedster.

by SixPackjonny August 6, 2010

Spadestos

1. Asbestos said in a retarted way cause aspestos dripped on webbs shoulder

2. Zak = Spadestos

3. A dope fly fresh four wheeled genius of almost wicked sticks standard.

hey Zak, remember that time ages ago when i called you Spadestos?

by I dun did it did u dun do dat April 2, 2009

Spedistic

'Spedistic' is an adjective. It is defined as dumb, special ed, and unintelligent. It can be a synonym for 'sped' or 'slow'. 'Spedistic' can describe a person, action, or thing.

Example #1:
You: "Why did you pour hot tea into a plastic water bottle?"
Your Sister: "I didn't think it would melt!"
You: "You're so spedistic!"

Example #2:
Your Friend: "Ms. Smith gave us extra homework because one person was talking!"
You: "Bruh she's literally spedistic!"

by QuirkyGurl06 November 7, 2022

Spedsta

Best player Asia. Cant deny hes the best player in primary schools

wow spedsta is so pro

by ascertain102 June 7, 2020

Speedsturbation

n. The process of masturbating under any time pressure. Also a sport when played competitively.

I had a meeting in 5 minutes, but I just really needed to rub one off. I was speedsturbating my ass off!

Alright, everyone, you know the rules to Speedsturbation. Money in the pot in the center of the hallway. I say go, first person to enter their dorm room and successfully finish, clean up, and come back out gets it all... GO!

by Squiggle312 November 18, 2009