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No dude you’re the spedest
Spedest by BowHello420 July 31, 2020
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Speedster 

Someone who will win 1st in every 100meter race(e.g. Usain Bolt).

A very fast person.
Maddi:Did u know Jonathan went undefeated in the 100!?
Jazmin:No wow what a speedster!

Anthony:Usain Bolt just beat the world record!
Rashad:Yup he's a speedster.
Speedster by SixPackjonny August 6, 2010
1. Asbestos said in a retarted way cause aspestos dripped on webbs shoulder

2. Zak = Spadestos

3. A dope fly fresh four wheeled genius of almost wicked sticks standard.
hey Zak, remember that time ages ago when i called you Spadestos?

Spedistic 

'Spedistic' is an adjective. It is defined as dumb, special ed, and unintelligent. It can be a synonym for 'sped' or 'slow'. 'Spedistic' can describe a person, action, or thing.
Example #1:
You: "Why did you pour hot tea into a plastic water bottle?"
Your Sister: "I didn't think it would melt!"
You: "You're so spedistic!"

Example #2:
Your Friend: "Ms. Smith gave us extra homework because one person was talking!"
You: "Bruh she's literally spedistic!"
Spedistic by QuirkyGurl06 November 7, 2022
Best player Asia. Cant deny hes the best player in primary schools
wow spedsta is so pro
Spedsta by ascertain102 June 7, 2020

Speedsturbation 

n. The process of masturbating under any time pressure. Also a sport when played competitively.
I had a meeting in 5 minutes, but I just really needed to rub one off. I was speedsturbating my ass off!

Alright, everyone, you know the rules to Speedsturbation. Money in the pot in the center of the hallway. I say go, first person to enter their dorm room and successfully finish, clean up, and come back out gets it all... GO!
Speedsturbation by Squiggle312 November 18, 2009