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Spedistic 

'Spedistic' is an adjective. It is defined as dumb, special ed, and unintelligent. It can be a synonym for 'sped' or 'slow'. 'Spedistic' can describe a person, action, or thing.
Example #1:
You: "Why did you pour hot tea into a plastic water bottle?"
Your Sister: "I didn't think it would melt!"
You: "You're so spedistic!"

Example #2:
Your Friend: "Ms. Smith gave us extra homework because one person was talking!"
You: "Bruh she's literally spedistic!"
Spedistic by QuirkyGurl06 November 7, 2022
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Spedestrian

Slow moving, clumsy, stupid pedestrians. Not fit for sidewalks, bike paths, roads, etc.

(See Sped)
"Omg I can't get around this stupid spedestrian!"

"That Spedestrian forgot his helmet!"
Spedestrian by Hoofy February 11, 2009

Speciest 

Spee-she-ist:
This is where someone dislikes something that is living because it isn't a human
People who don't like animals(have a right to)
Her: i hate all animals they are so dumb
Him: dont be speciest, they are all alive, they just are not in the 'human species catagory'.

No.2:
Her: smack*
Him: dont smack the dog.he did not do anything wrong,
Her: its just a dog
Him: she is still alive and can feel pain, don't be speciest!

speciest 

When a person is in favor of one species over another species, and possibly being loving the one you favor of possibly hating the one you do not favor.
I know someone who loved dogs so much, he had 3 of them. but he owned a cat adoption place. So he hit the cats and beat them because he liked dogs, he is a very speciest man
speciest by MightyMatthew April 19, 2017

Speciest 

A Speciest has similarities with a racist but ultimately chooses Species rather than races
" Annus was a Speciest because it listed off stereotypes of Cryptids"
Speciest by Irish Yeen October 24, 2020

spedestrian

any person whose walk is the speed of an average man's run, yet still has natural steps. Scientists have yet to understand how they keep up speed for so long without running. May cause others in the group to jog in order to catch up. Made from speed + pedestrian
(pant, pant) Oh great, these fuckin spedestrians are killing me, I actually have to run to keep up with them. Damn.
spedestrian by Paul Wall II February 25, 2007
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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