Spediest

Spediest: something that is very sped

This is the spediest haircut

Spediest by Dylan238363728484 January 11, 2018

Spedistic 

'Spedistic' is an adjective. It is defined as dumb, special ed, and unintelligent. It can be a synonym for 'sped' or 'slow'. 'Spedistic' can describe a person, action, or thing.

Example #1:
You: "Why did you pour hot tea into a plastic water bottle?"
Your Sister: "I didn't think it would melt!"
You: "You're so spedistic!"

Example #2:
Your Friend: "Ms. Smith gave us extra homework because one person was talking!"
You: "Bruh she's literally spedistic!"

Spedistic by QuirkyGurl06 November 7, 2022

Spedestrian

Slow moving, clumsy, stupid pedestrians. Not fit for sidewalks, bike paths, roads, etc.

(See Sped)

"Omg I can't get around this stupid spedestrian!"

"That Spedestrian forgot his helmet!"

Spedestrian by Hoofy February 11, 2009

Speciest 

Spee-she-ist:
This is where someone dislikes something that is living because it isn't a human

People who don't like animals(have a right to)
Her: i hate all animals they are so dumb
Him: dont be speciest, they are all alive, they just are not in the 'human species catagory'.

No.2:
Her: smack*
Him: dont smack the dog.he did not do anything wrong,
Her: its just a dog
Him: she is still alive and can feel pain, don't be speciest!

Speciest by The Universe is Purple May 26, 2015

speciest 

When a person is in favor of one species over another species, and possibly being loving the one you favor of possibly hating the one you do not favor.

I know someone who loved dogs so much, he had 3 of them. but he owned a cat adoption place. So he hit the cats and beat them because he liked dogs, he is a very speciest man

speciest by MightyMatthew April 19, 2017

Speciest 

A Speciest has similarities with a racist but ultimately chooses Species rather than races

" Annus was a Speciest because it listed off stereotypes of Cryptids"

Speciest by Irish Yeen October 24, 2020

spedestrian

any person whose walk is the speed of an average man's run, yet still has natural steps. Scientists have yet to understand how they keep up speed for so long without running. May cause others in the group to jog in order to catch up. Made from speed + pedestrian

(pant, pant) Oh great, these fuckin spedestrians are killing me, I actually have to run to keep up with them. Damn.

spedestrian by Paul Wall II February 25, 2007