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Spedtard 

When someone who is so mentally retarded they aren't allowed near the normal kids.
They can be seen running straight into doors and sexually harassing the class pet.

They will bite and scream so proceed with caution.
Billy is a Spedtard, I saw him jizz in the teacher's coffee and laughed when she drank it.
Spedtard by Spongey_lad October 13, 2019
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Spedtard 

retarted; another name for specail education and retard put together...spedtard
You Spedtared! You didn't do anything right on this paper! GOSH!!!!!!
Spedtard by Sarah March 6, 2004

spedtard 

person who is a special educated retard
spedtard = people who are so stupid to the point they need special education and part of the retarded club
spedtard by flikz December 1, 2020

speedstagrin

John just got back from his first drive, he was all speedstagrin.
When you roleplay that you're good when really you're just a toxic degenerate NEET who sits on a dead game all day for multiple years straight and takes pride in abusing asian mmo strats of no-life grinding your way to a massive advantage. Extra points for being a massive faggot.
Person A: "Haha I really showed that noob ranger my spewsta power!"
Person B: "But bro you have a massive gear advantage..."
Person A: "Gear doesn't even matter, despite the fact that I spend countless hours to stay max gear every update! Shut the f*** up before I show you my spewsta power too!"
spewsta by positivityguru November 21, 2019

Spedtacular 

A term coined by Noah Thurbon (twitter @noahthurbo) on Wednesday, 1st of September 2021 to describe one of our friends. 'Spedtacular' is used to describe someone that is Not the full 100 and can downright be an idiot and just make some not-so-smart decisions. This term can also be used to describe the type of people that when told a joke/they are being joked about, it just goes straight over their head and they are simply oblivious as to what is going on in the environment around them.
Example I:
Logan (Spectacular in this example): Noah, I really don't want to play Rocket League to be honest. Games shit.
Noah: Alright Spedtacular, just fucking leave then. Not stopping you.
Logan: You literally forced me to come on in the first place!!!
Dale: All right, all right, calm down Spedtacular, don't get so fucking antsy.

Example II:
Jack (Spedtacular in this instance): Not everyone can get a 15 minute break at my workplace (local supermarket pleb) which they are legally entitled to under law; it simply would not work in our workplace with the way we run things.
Noah: Then why not change things and arrange things so you can fit these breaks in for the employees?
Jack: It would not work. We have been running it like this for years and it works. No point in change.
Dale: Jack you literally are the definition of Spedtacular shut the fuck up.
Jack: cries
Spedtacular by dalespelman2 September 2, 2021
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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