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Spedsta by ascertain102 June 7, 2020
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Spedtard 

When someone who is so mentally retarded they aren't allowed near the normal kids.
They can be seen running straight into doors and sexually harassing the class pet.

They will bite and scream so proceed with caution.
Billy is a Spedtard, I saw him jizz in the teacher's coffee and laughed when she drank it.
Spedtard by Spongey_lad October 13, 2019
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Spedtard 

retarted; another name for specail education and retard put together...spedtard
You Spedtared! You didn't do anything right on this paper! GOSH!!!!!!
Spedtard by Sarah March 6, 2004

spedtard 

person who is a special educated retard
spedtard = people who are so stupid to the point they need special education and part of the retarded club
spedtard by flikz December 1, 2020

speedstagrin

A permanent smile from driving a Speedster
John just got back from his first drive, he was all speedstagrin.
When you roleplay that you're good when really you're just a toxic degenerate NEET who sits on a dead game all day for multiple years straight and takes pride in abusing asian mmo strats of no-life grinding your way to a massive advantage. Extra points for being a massive faggot.
Person A: "Haha I really showed that noob ranger my spewsta power!"
Person B: "But bro you have a massive gear advantage..."
Person A: "Gear doesn't even matter, despite the fact that I spend countless hours to stay max gear every update! Shut the f*** up before I show you my spewsta power too!"
spewsta by positivityguru November 21, 2019

Spedtacular 

A term coined by Noah Thurbon (twitter @noahthurbo) on Wednesday, 1st of September 2021 to describe one of our friends. 'Spedtacular' is used to describe someone that is Not the full 100 and can downright be an idiot and just make some not-so-smart decisions. This term can also be used to describe the type of people that when told a joke/they are being joked about, it just goes straight over their head and they are simply oblivious as to what is going on in the environment around them.
Example I:
Logan (Spectacular in this example): Noah, I really don't want to play Rocket League to be honest. Games shit.
Noah: Alright Spedtacular, just fucking leave then. Not stopping you.
Logan: You literally forced me to come on in the first place!!!
Dale: All right, all right, calm down Spedtacular, don't get so fucking antsy.

Example II:
Jack (Spedtacular in this instance): Not everyone can get a 15 minute break at my workplace (local supermarket pleb) which they are legally entitled to under law; it simply would not work in our workplace with the way we run things.
Noah: Then why not change things and arrange things so you can fit these breaks in for the employees?
Jack: It would not work. We have been running it like this for years and it works. No point in change.
Dale: Jack you literally are the definition of Spedtacular shut the fuck up.
Jack: cries
Spedtacular by dalespelman2 September 2, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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