Spectangles

Glasses with rectangular frames.

Wow, these spectangles make my astigmitism fun! I look so hip!

by Pollo_Loco_ December 22, 2009

spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch

An easy way to remember "The Sign of the Cross" in Christianity, more specifically, Catholicism.

John couldn't remember which order to sign his cross, and Tim said, "Heck man, that's easy. Go like this, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch." He then demonstrated.

by XsTaTiKaL September 15, 2013

testicle spectacles

The act of placing someone's head between a man's legs, facing forward, as if wearing his testicles for glasses.

I showed that bitch where her place was when I gave her a pair of testicle spectacles!

by supersapper1 November 25, 2006

shit tinted spectacles

Opposite of the metaphorical "rose-tinted spectacles", whose wearers see only the bad points in something.

Stop looking back through shit tinted spectacles!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

Spectacles

The Greek god of expensive sunglasses and all that is obvious.

Guy with orange hat.

by Newman June 29, 2003

spectacles

1. Harry Potter glasses.
2. Circle glasses.
3. Old-timey glasses.

"Do you like my new Harry Potter glasses, Mrs. Mendoza?" asked the child. "You mean SPECTACLES." snapped the mean old teacher.

by mouthrat January 5, 2019

vanity spectacles

n. Phrase used to indicate someone's ego is inflated.

Bob thinks his crib is all that, but he's looking through his vanity spectacles.

by gnostic1 December 4, 2010