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Speciation 

The process by which new species arise.
Speciation gives rise to new types of animals.
Speciation by Mega nutter February 15, 2017

Specialton 

A being that is special with a hint of retarded or retarded with a hint of special
"wow you're actually a specialton"
Specialton by ReTaRd*2 June 4, 2018

specialtard 

Someone who isnt quite a retard, but still very special.
"hey, that guy thinks there is a right sock and a left sock"

"yep, he's definitley a specialtard"
specialtard by Ryan is god December 16, 2009

The Forbidden Gawk Gawk Supreme Suction Specialty 5000 

The king of all Gawk Gawk that was forbidden after its last use. Not only sucks the soul out of its "victim," but also sucks off the soul as well. Leaves one in a vacuum that disables spermatogenesis for the next month.
Dude, how have you made it this far in No Nut November?
Simple, my girlfriend gave me The Forbidden Gawk Gawk Supreme Suction Specialty 5000 on Halloween.

Specialton 

a person who is special in a bad way. That cannot control themselfs well, and tends to kill small animals acidently like 'lennie' from 'of mice and men'. They are also nearly always atracted to jody.
beckymorgan hamster killing specialton specialton loves jody
Specialton by BeSHEDcky December 26, 2010

lifeguard specialty 

the lifeguard speciality take talent. When you are either fuckin a girl or getting dome you pull out and hold down her arms. Then you proceed to cum all over her nose so she looks like a lifeguad with sunscreen on the tip of her nose. If her nose is not big enough you can blow the remaining jizz all over her face just for shits and giggles.
Avery: "I am so mad at Carlos"

Kayra: "Why is that Avery?"

Avery: "Well, last night he gave me a mean lifeguard specialty because I gave him a birmingham booty call the night before..."

Kayra: "I love lifeguard specialties!!!!"
lifeguard specialty by poooooop March 17, 2008