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Socialtard

A derogatory term for people who can only function in their daily lives through the use of Facebook, Twitter, and any other social media site.
Socialtards are ruining the intellectual gene pool of America by hooking up on Twitter and mating.
Socialtard by Jason Seraphi May 30, 2013
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socialtard

Focusing on or assuming the worst in people; defaulting to emotionally manipulative and controlling behavior (rather than being relaxed and vulnerable toward others that should be presumed an ally); unintentionally creating rifts where they just want people to come together, but under their leadership and terms.

Socialtard control tactics:
selective inattention, silent treatment, acting helpless, nagging, over-rationalization, minimization, diversion, distancing, seduction, complaining, playing victim, covert intimidation, overt intimidation, guilt-tripping, lying, verbal abuse, stalking and physical abuse, criticizing, vilifying, projecting blame, denial, pretending to do noble acts for everyone (but their victim), withdrawing attention, which goes hand in hand with the tactic of giving good feelings and taking them away.
"My socialtard friends don't have to agree with my feelings and they don't have to feel my feelings. They just need to acknowledge that they are my feelings, and that they matter, as do theirs. We're allies with similar social fears."

SpecialTaskForce

A Last War player who is a walking monument to unearned confidence, a human parasite who navigates social spaces with the oily, skin-crawling bravado of a man who mistakes restraining orders for playing hard to get. When he speaks to women, his voice drops into a greasy, stage-whispered cadence, accompanied by a gaze so intensely, pathologically predatory it makes onlookers feel the immediate urge to shower. He carries himself with a staggering, pompous arrogance, puffing out his chest as if he achieved greatness, when in reality, he is merely a barnacle clinging desperately to the hull of someone genuinely powerful. Stripped of the reflected glory of his alliance, he possesses absolutely zero substance, intellect, or charm; his entire identity is a hollow shell funded exclusively by his single, desperate talent: hemorrhaging money with catastrophic stupidity just to buy the brief, fleeting illusion of importance.
World Chat has been quiet lately since no one is pulling a SpecialTaskForce on our server. Thank goodness.
SpecialTaskForce by NotSTF June 2, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026