specialtard 

Someone who isnt quite a retard, but still very special.

"hey, that guy thinks there is a right sock and a left sock"

"yep, he's definitley a specialtard"

specialtard by Ryan is god December 16, 2009

Socialtard

A derogatory term for people who can only function in their daily lives through the use of Facebook, Twitter, and any other social media site.

Socialtards are ruining the intellectual gene pool of America by hooking up on Twitter and mating.

Socialtard by Jason Seraphi May 30, 2013

socialtard

Focusing on or assuming the worst in people; defaulting to emotionally manipulative and controlling behavior (rather than being relaxed and vulnerable toward others that should be presumed an ally); unintentionally creating rifts where they just want people to come together, but under their leadership and terms.

Socialtard control tactics:
selective inattention, silent treatment, acting helpless, nagging, over-rationalization, minimization, diversion, distancing, seduction, complaining, playing victim, covert intimidation, overt intimidation, guilt-tripping, lying, verbal abuse, stalking and physical abuse, criticizing, vilifying, projecting blame, denial, pretending to do noble acts for everyone (but their victim), withdrawing attention, which goes hand in hand with the tactic of giving good feelings and taking them away.

"My socialtard friends don't have to agree with my feelings and they don't have to feel my feelings. They just need to acknowledge that they are my feelings, and that they matter, as do theirs. We're allies with similar social fears."

socialtard by former socialtard May 30, 2013

SpecialTaskForce

A Last War player who is a walking monument to unearned confidence, a human parasite who navigates social spaces with the oily, skin-crawling bravado of a man who mistakes restraining orders for playing hard to get. When he speaks to women, his voice drops into a greasy, stage-whispered cadence, accompanied by a gaze so intensely, pathologically predatory it makes onlookers feel the immediate urge to shower. He carries himself with a staggering, pompous arrogance, puffing out his chest as if he achieved greatness, when in reality, he is merely a barnacle clinging desperately to the hull of someone genuinely powerful. Stripped of the reflected glory of his alliance, he possesses absolutely zero substance, intellect, or charm; his entire identity is a hollow shell funded exclusively by his single, desperate talent: hemorrhaging money with catastrophic stupidity just to buy the brief, fleeting illusion of importance.

World Chat has been quiet lately since no one is pulling a SpecialTaskForce on our server. Thank goodness.

SpecialTaskForce by NotSTF June 2, 2026