Spearmail

sending an email to an unintended party; the result of which leads to a spear-like feeling to the gut for the sender, the receiver, and all the friends of both who see the email and wince in pain upon seeing such stupidity distributed.

Ed meant to send an email to Mike about the deal that Lea screwed him on, but sent a brutal Spearmail to Lea instead. When BMac saw the Spearmail he doubled over in pain and then busted a gut laughing.

by M71 September 19, 2009

spermaid

someone that is so obsessed with their boyfriend that they literally want to live in their ball sack and swim around like a mermaid

“hey, where’s Julie been?”
“this spermaid has been with her boyfriend for the last 72 hours”

by kareezus January 23, 2020

Spermal Detonator

A hilarious euphemism for any kind of nut shot imaginable...with a Star Wars twist!

I totally dropped a spermal detonator on my girl's tits and immediately went back to ruling at The Force Unleashed!

by notanerdoranything June 22, 2010

spearmint dick

This refers to the phallic shaped blob of toothpaste squirted onto your toothbrush after the cap was left off and the toothpaste developed a crust.

i love to give my mouth a thorough spearmint dick in the mornings.

ahhhh that fresh feel.

by rapunzabel September 15, 2016

Venetian Spearman

When you stand fully erect 15 feet from your bitch spread eagle and sprint full speed towards her hoping for full penetration.

I told that bitch to spread'em. The Venetian spearman is about to slay that puss.

by imhayes86 January 28, 2017

Spearman sausage slapper

The brand of hockey stick Mike Richards of the Philadelphia Flyers uses to play extra well in his games. Richards is the spearman and he uses his stick to slap the sausage (hockey puck).

Did you see that goal scored with the Spearman Sausage Slapper?

by SpearmanRules April 22, 2009

Steamrail

The females's answer to the houdini:
In a steamy shower, the man holds onto the shower rail (or top of the glass panel depending on the shower) and bends forward. The woman wanks the man from behind.
The woman, unbeknownst to the man, then swaps places with a secondary man and slips out of the shower, under the cover of steam.
Man #2 proceeds to wank off man #1 and himself.
The woman then wipes away the steam from the glass (or pulls back the curtain) to reveal herself.

Man #2 then fucks man #1 in the ass, or if you will, "rails" him.

I had such a good birthday surprise last night, my girlfriend got me a "steamrail" from that top knot guy from the bar.

by Mulvadolores July 16, 2016