The females's answer to the houdini:
In a steamy shower, the man holds onto the shower rail (or top of the glass panel depending on the shower) and bends forward. The woman wanks the man from behind.
The woman, unbeknownst to the man, then swaps places with a secondary man and slips out of the shower, under the cover of steam.
Man #2 proceeds to wank off man #1 and himself.
The woman then wipes away the steam from the glass (or pulls back the curtain) to reveal herself.
Man #2 then fucks man #1 in the ass, or if you will, "rails" him.
In a steamy shower, the man holds onto the shower rail (or top of the glass panel depending on the shower) and bends forward. The woman wanks the man from behind.
The woman, unbeknownst to the man, then swaps places with a secondary man and slips out of the shower, under the cover of steam.
Man #2 proceeds to wank off man #1 and himself.
The woman then wipes away the steam from the glass (or pulls back the curtain) to reveal herself.
Man #2 then fucks man #1 in the ass, or if you will, "rails" him.
I had such a good birthday surprise last night, my girlfriend got me a "steamrail" from that top knot guy from the bar.
by Mulvadolores July 16, 2016
Get the Steamrail mug.A Holistic Steamroller is something that crushes your mind, body and spirit. It is an occurrence or person that is so devastating to one part of oneself that it crushes the others also.
For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.
For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.
Example one:
Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.
Example two:
Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...
Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!
Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...
Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.
Example two:
Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...
Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!
Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...
by Belch Queen March 4, 2019
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A weapon used for crushing/killing someone. Most effective when you drop it from mid air during stopped time.
I remember when a vampire dressed like a leprechaun sucked my granddad's blood and tried to flatten me with a Steamroller by dropping it on me from 20 feet in the air and proceeded to punch it while screaming "useless".
by Yee Yee 99 December 30, 2019
Get the Steamroller mug.It’s where a man and a woman scissor, with the man farting in the vagina, the man positions himself face first in front of the vagina. The woman then releases the fart via queefing into the mans face
by lampgash June 17, 2018
Get the Fart Fest Steamroller mug.The act of when someone wants to feel what it is like to have sexual intercourse paralyzed, so they purposely crush their legs with a steam roller all the way up to the knee cap then proceeds to have sexual intercourse paralyzed
Last night was amazing, I just did the Iron Steamroller with Judy and it was the time of my life, unfortunately I can't go on the hike with you guys but you have fun
by cum_on_a_broom September 13, 2018
Get the Iron Steamroller mug.by Dieje January 24, 2009
Get the illinois steamroller mug.1. To be wiped out very quickly without any pause in the attack. Often used on capture maps in Team Fortress.
2. Rapid, continuous destruction, often with a certain destination in mind.
3. An incredibly quick, very destructive lost that often seems comical.
2. Rapid, continuous destruction, often with a certain destination in mind.
3. An incredibly quick, very destructive lost that often seems comical.
Red Team: Defend the point nubs.
*Loses first point*
Red Team: WTF was that shit nubs, get on the second point!
*Loses next point in next minute*
Blue Team: Lol, steamrolled.
*Loses first point*
Red Team: WTF was that shit nubs, get on the second point!
*Loses next point in next minute*
Blue Team: Lol, steamrolled.
by Gamer3291-2935-19754918 February 21, 2009
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