a word used for someone who cant do anything right and always seems to fuck up. Usually applies to lanky people. Can aslo mean spastic. see spazmoticated
Man: Hey, lanky, cant you do anything right, you're so spazmotic
A variation on spaz that carries all the same possible meanings.. following in the reddwarf 'gimboid' tradition. Particularly appropriate to nerdy people.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.