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Spazmagazm

That one in a million moment when you have an anal spasm and an orgasm at the same time. An anal spasm doesn't need to de induced by anal sex, it is more usual for it to come on after an especially energetic shit. Both of these are independent events that can happen in every day life but when combined turn into something beautiful, threading the boundary between pain and pleasure like a surfer riding a monster wave.
Paddy: "Fred are you okay? You're looking a little depressed lately…"
Fred: "Yeah life just isn't the same since that spazmagazm last week."
Spazmagazm by PaddyFredster April 19, 2014
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spazmagasm 

When one enjoys sexual climax so much that the legs or other body parts twitch in a simular way to that of a spaztic.
wow that sex session was so good i think i just had a spazmagasm.
spazmagasm by chavscumshoulddie August 20, 2006
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spazatazm 

to be crazy spazz and have a crazy moment
Emily: oh my god
jasmine: Jessica you
sienna: just had a spazatazm!
spazatazm by spastichuman July 17, 2019

Spazmataz 

A more flamboyant name for someone being a spaz.
Person 1: *starts dancing to britney spears*
Person 2: Dude, stop being such a spazmataz
Person 1: *stares grumpily into a corner*

Spazmatazz 

A group of spastics. Can also be used for singular spazzies if they are that bad or if you really don't like them.
Stefan cabbage man is a spazmatazz
Spazmatazz by Carpman October 6, 2003

Spazmatizm 

One of the two twins from Terraria (specifically the one that shoots cursed flames.)
Psst.
Player 2 has joined the world.
Welcome to -World_Name- Players: 1/8
Player 1 has joined the world.
Player 1: "Hello, Player 2!"
Player 2: "Hello, Player 1, we need to get some titanium so make sure you're ready to mine."
Player 1: "Okay!"
-Eventually at night.-
This is going to be a terrible night.
(noob) Player 1: "Uhhh, what does that mean?"
(pro) Player 2: "That means The Twins are coming, so get buffed up and ready to fight."
Player 1: "Okay, also who are The Twins?"
Player 2: "The Twins are 2 mechanical eyes one of them is Spazmatizm (my favorite one) Spazmatizm shoots Cursed Flame fireballs at you in it's first phase however in its second phase it-"
The Twins have awoken!
Player 2: "Crap".
Spazmatizm by AverageFrogeExpert October 27, 2022

spazmataz 

Your a total spazmataz! e.g Steven Hawking
spazmataz by downa boi July 3, 2003
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