Carpman's definitions

Spazmatazz

A group of spastics. Can also be used for singular spazzies if they are that bad or if you really don't like them.

Stefan cabbage man is a spazmatazz

by Carpman October 6, 2003

scuzwuzz

somebody who's head is like a meatloaf

Jimmy is a scuzwuzz

by Carpman October 6, 2003

cheese

The greatest substance known to man,Worshipped by pagans, exploited by me!

Everybody loves cheese

by Carpman May 14, 2003

opinion

Something only availiable to anarchists and dictators.

I am of the opinion that George Bush is a colossal dickhead.

by Carpman May 30, 2003

exam

An opputunity to belch, fart, scratch your arse and grafitti on desks paid for by your financially struggling school.

The exam went on for two hours, then everybody died because of the methane build up

by Carpman May 21, 2003

Men Bouncer

Gay poncey camel fucker who goes into a frenzy and has multiple orgasms whenever the word wordcamelword is mentioned or one of the hairy beasts is sighted.

He's camel crazy,
He's camel mad.
I don't know a camel
Men Bouncer hasn't had.

He chases them across the desert
He humps them in the sand
Men's the greatest camel fucker
There is in all the land.

by Carpman June 9, 2003

Men Bouncer

Sorry man but it was too good keep to myself. Anyway, men bouncer is technically dead (moved to Nottinghamshire!). However, I found a Men Bouncer II. (he has a bum bag!>snicker<)

Men Bouncer II has glasses so large, that the sunlight reflecting off them burns holes in anything he looks at. Also he doesn't wash his hair...

by Carpman September 29, 2003