spampire

A special type of vampire which will bite lumps of spam and drain it of it's fluids. It is afraid of Charlie naked as are all living things.
The spampire ate the spam.
by Carpman July 03, 2003
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Arsemaster

That would put me in charge of you then, you arse
D.O. is an arse
by Carpman July 03, 2003
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cheese

The greatest substance known to man,Worshipped by pagans, exploited by me!
by Carpman May 14, 2003
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exam

An opputunity to belch, fart, scratch your arse and grafitti on desks paid for by your financially struggling school.
The exam went on for two hours, then everybody died because of the methane build up
by Carpman May 21, 2003
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telephone booth

Yay! I have a fan! A telephone booth can also be used as a Portable Outer Space Time Travel You-know what (P.O.T.T.Y).
Dr Who had a P.O.T.T.Y
by Carpman September 19, 2003
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