The greatest substance known to man,Worshipped by pagans, exploited by me!
Everybody loves cheese
An opputunity to belch, fart, scratch your arse and grafitti on desks paid for by your financially struggling school.
The exam went on for two hours, then everybody died because of the methane build up
Nertz! He stole my cactus!
The opposite of Ying
Yang is considered evil in china whereas Ying was stoned
A group of spastics. Can also be used for singular spazzies if they are that bad or if you really don't like them.
Stefan cabbage man is a spazmatazz
public toilet/changing room
He pissed in the telephone booth
somebody who's head is like a meatloaf
Jimmy is a scuzwuzz