camel

A big lumpy creature that had better start running if wordMen Bouncerword
sees it.

How much would you pay to see Men Bouncer fuck a camel?

by Carpman June 09, 2003

cheese

The greatest substance known to man,Worshipped by pagans, exploited by me!

Everybody loves cheese

by Carpman May 14, 2003

childbirth

A messy situation which involves a midwife having to catch a baby in a large fishing net held between a sreaming pregnant woman's legs.

"oh great, someone had a baby..."

by Carpman September 19, 2003

scuzwuzz

somebody who's head is like a meatloaf

Jimmy is a scuzwuzz

by Carpman October 06, 2003

exam

An opputunity to belch, fart, scratch your arse and grafitti on desks paid for by your financially struggling school.

The exam went on for two hours, then everybody died because of the methane build up

by Carpman May 21, 2003

telephone booth

public toilet/changing room

He pissed in the telephone booth

by Carpman May 16, 2003

telephone booth

Yay! I have a fan! A telephone booth can also be used as a Portable Outer Space Time Travel You-know what (P.O.T.T.Y).

Dr Who had a P.O.T.T.Y

by Carpman September 19, 2003