Spasmance

Spasmance: (noun) A brief, involuntary reaction or spasm of pleasure that takes over during a particularly intense sexual moment.

The spasmance left them both breathless, tangled in the aftermath of a passionate embrace.

by Drakovi Bloodrose February 8, 2025

spasmanian devil

one who is so horny and depraved they will have sex with anything and everything they can find at the peak of their sexual lust. Though popular opinion would suggest being a spasmanian devil is a male behavior, studies have shown females to qualify as well. One study placed a male subject alone in a furnished house with hidden cameras. He was given porn and other types of erotic stimuli. The urge to have sex became totally overpowering. In the mayhem that followed he had sex with two couch pillows, three socks, a medium size cantaloupe, a vase, a cherry pie, a parka, and a paper towel cylinder before finally finishing off in the hole of a subwoofer. A female subject was placed in the same test conditions. She got so worked up she had sex with three carrots, a cucumber, an over-ripe banana, a television remote, a Coca-Cola classic bottle, the left handlebar from a 1962 Harley Panhead, and a rolling pin before climaxing with a Prell Guava Shampoo bottle (the concave design with ribbed grip to prevent dropping in the shower.)

Nobody would allow Harold to have more than two drinks at a party. They all remembered the previous summer when, at the Dorfman's pool party he got so drunk and horny he turned into a spasmanian devil and tried to fuck a life jacket, a inflatable water wing, the pool vacuum, Fred Dorfman and Shermie the cocker spaniel.

by theinstigator January 1, 2014

Sismance

1. It is the female version of a bromance. The intense love shared between heterosexual females.
2. A form of female bonding.
3. A close relationship between two female to such a point where they start to seem like a couple.

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have a total sismance. They are inseperable.

by The Queen of Sismance March 4, 2009

Sismance

the heterosexual relationship between females. It allows a lot more interaction than a bromance because they are females. "No homo" is implied.

Guy: "Hey! are you two in a relationship?"
Girl: "Nah. Are you dumb? It's a sismance. You wouldn't understand because you're a guy."

Guy: "Sismance isn't real."
Girl: "Well, neither is this relationship between you and me."

by ganadora May 13, 2011

sismance

1. The female version of bromance
2. Sisterly love from one female to another
3. Girl-time; Girl-talk.

My friends and I had some quality sismance today

by qualitysismance March 6, 2010

Spasmanoid

Spasmanoid (noun): Derived from the combination of "spastic," which typically refers to uncontrolled, spasmodic movement or behavior, and the suffix "-noid," implying similarity or likeness, often used colloquially to refer to a person, creature or entity (e.g., humanoid).

In a medical or physiological context, "Spasmanoid" could be used to describe an individual or organism that displays consistent, spasm-like, or erratic movements, especially in the head or upper body area. This could be due to a neurological condition or other medical causes.

In a metaphorical or social context, it could denote a person who behaves in a highly erratic, unpredictable, or volatile manner, demonstrating metaphorical 'spasms' in their actions or reactions.

Please note that if used to refer to people, this term should be used carefully, as "spastic" can sometimes be perceived as derogatory or offensive, particularly when used to describe individuals with certain medical conditions

Fuck, you're a spasmanoid mate.

by Chris_Gray July 7, 2023

Sismance

Noun: Bromance without the penis.

Shoka: Dude, those chicks are inseparable.
Other guy: Yeah, they got some serious sismance.

by Shoka00 September 3, 2009