sharculate

To ejaculate, and shart at the same time all the while having sex.

There was a lot to clean up after Jeremy sharculated on Brittany.

by kswoosh34 June 17, 2007

Sharjaculated

The act of Sharting while climaxing.

I was so hungover at my last rub and tug I sharjaculated all over.

by eddy2 April 10, 2010

sacculate

When playing American football, when one of the defensive unit destroys the quarterback from the opposing team.

"Hey Jim, did you see Josh totally sacculate the quarterback? He has no more head."

by Josh jmac November 9, 2006

sharmilated

Programming code that has been written so poorly, and so fucked up, that the bane of its own existence is questionable. Everyone that reads it regardless of their technical background has no clue how, or why it even works.

God damn this database has been sharmilated. I have no clue how this Sharmilated code even functions, it boggles my fucking mind.

by Dave2k September 5, 2006

sharticulate matter

Minor particles located in your undies that sometimes accompanies a shart

I will need to wash these out soon to get this sharticulate matter out of my shorts.

I think I pooped a little

by papaw jeff November 12, 2013

Shaculate

The unltimate state of euphoria for a man, the moment where he defocates and ejaculates simultaneously.

Bob: "hey john, why are you so happy all of a sudden?"
John: "I just shaculated"
Bob: "what's that?"
John: "it's when you shit and jizz at the same time!"
Bob: "woah, that must feel awesome!"

by KboFecalCrySis April 8, 2009

spalculate

to fuck up.

combination of the words "spastic" and "calculate".

well you really spalculated that one!

by ta May 7, 2004