Sparklebuck 

A straight man obsessed with a lesbian even when knowing she's a lesbian.

John is Dana's favorite sparklebuck.

Sparklebuck by Sweet Daddy September 3, 2003

sparklefuck 

-ing v. the action of two vampires' raucous lovemaking

n. an exclamation of frustration

VERB ie. Bella and Edward were sparklefucking and created the adorable immortal child Renesme.

ie. OH SPARKLEFUCK!!!

sparklefuck by Jovial Bob Stine July 19, 2009

sparkletickle 

When you have to sneeze, but you can't and you have a tingle in your nose like you really have to sneeze but you cant.
#sparkle tickle #totally tubular #party time #totally all the way #funtime #party time #summer time #tubular time

I totally have sparkletickle right now. I really want to sneeze.

sparkletickle by Wisjd June 16, 2017

sparklecock 

Specifically, fellatio from a horseface when both of you are quite bladdered/monged.

3 litres of sangria in this little trattoria in Cabbagetown, and I wound up getting sparklecocked by chick from Rexdale in a an alley in Forest Hill Village.

sparklecock by spivey May 19, 2004

spackleback 

A girl with semen on her back

I pulled out while doing her doggystyle, and gave her a spackleback.

spackleback by Brian Balzac April 24, 2008

sparklecock 

that would be:

getting a hummer by a horsefaced bitch who is drunk on mexican wine.

bj fell asleep, totally bonged, and awoke to find that the horseface had given him a sweet sparklecock.

sparklecock by wreckage May 17, 2004

SparkleDick 

When you somehow get glitter on your dick, and it wont come off.

Dude, I took like four showers and the glitter still wont come off! I think I have SparkleDick

SparkleDick by TheSpermThatWon September 30, 2012