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sparklefuck 

-ing v. the action of two vampires' raucous lovemaking

n. an exclamation of frustration
VERB ie. Bella and Edward were sparklefucking and created the adorable immortal child Renesme.

ie. OH SPARKLEFUCK!!!
sparklefuck by Jovial Bob Stine July 19, 2009

sparkletickle 

When you have to sneeze, but you can't and you have a tingle in your nose like you really have to sneeze but you cant.
#sparkle tickle #totally tubular #party time #totally all the way #funtime #party time #summer time #tubular time
I totally have sparkletickle right now. I really want to sneeze.
sparkletickle by Wisjd June 16, 2017

sparklecock 

Specifically, fellatio from a horseface when both of you are quite bladdered/monged.
3 litres of sangria in this little trattoria in Cabbagetown, and I wound up getting sparklecocked by chick from Rexdale in a an alley in Forest Hill Village.
sparklecock by spivey May 19, 2004

spackleback 

A girl with semen on her back
I pulled out while doing her doggystyle, and gave her a spackleback.
spackleback by Brian Balzac April 24, 2008

sparklecock 

that would be:

getting a hummer by a horsefaced bitch who is drunk on mexican wine.
bj fell asleep, totally bonged, and awoke to find that the horseface had given him a sweet sparklecock.
sparklecock by wreckage May 17, 2004

SparkleDick 

When you somehow get glitter on your dick, and it wont come off.
Dude, I took like four showers and the glitter still wont come off! I think I have SparkleDick
SparkleDick by TheSpermThatWon September 30, 2012
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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