SparkleDick

When you somehow get glitter on your dick, and it wont come off.

Dude, I took like four showers and the glitter still wont come off! I think I have SparkleDick

by TheSpermThatWon September 30, 2012

sparklefuck

-ing v. the action of two vampires' raucous lovemaking

n. an exclamation of frustration

VERB ie. Bella and Edward were sparklefucking and created the adorable immortal child Renesme.

ie. OH SPARKLEFUCK!!!

by Jovial Bob Stine July 19, 2009

sparkletickle

When you have to sneeze, but you can't and you have a tingle in your nose like you really have to sneeze but you cant.
#sparkle tickle #totally tubular #party time #totally all the way #funtime #party time #summer time #tubular time

I totally have sparkletickle right now. I really want to sneeze.

by Wisjd June 16, 2017

sparklecock

Specifically, fellatio from a horseface when both of you are quite bladdered/monged.

3 litres of sangria in this little trattoria in Cabbagetown, and I wound up getting sparklecocked by chick from Rexdale in a an alley in Forest Hill Village.

by spivey May 19, 2004

sparklecock

that would be:

getting a hummer by a horsefaced bitch who is drunk on mexican wine.

bj fell asleep, totally bonged, and awoke to find that the horseface had given him a sweet sparklecock.

by wreckage May 17, 2004

Sparkle Dick

When a Girl uses face Glitter, and she gives you head, you become a sparkle dick.

Jane Gave me head
SPARKLE DICK!

by T-MONEY666 October 6, 2007

sparklefuck

the climactic result of love making while defecating, followed by the immediate decoration of the fecal matter; complete with sequins, funfetti, and nutmeg, of course.

kate: are you still dating zach?
danny: no, he asked me to sparklefuck.

i told your mother i wasn't into sparklefucking, but she insisted.

by Jasson O. December 31, 2007