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Spanvis is een Nederlands woord om een naakte oudere vrouw te beschrijven die met haar handen en voeten vastgebonden is om van meerdere mannen tegelijk een golden shower te ontvangen.
Ik: Hey maat, Sara is jarig vandaag. Heb je wel een kadootje gekocht?
Persoon: Laten we zeggen dat ze straks lekker naar vis ruikt.
Ik: Wat bedoel je?
Persoon: Ze wilde graag een keer een Spanvis zijn. Dus dat heb ik geregeld.
Ik: OMG daar wil ik bij zijn!
Spanvis by Krijger November 2, 2023
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ricky spanish 

One of Rogers personas from the television show American Dad. He is known for his cruel actions and horrible past.
Ricky Spanish is the worst person in the world!
ricky spanish by Brody Male October 3, 2017

Spanish Christmas 

When your parents tell you they donated your gifts to the poor because they didn't get you any and they don't want to admit how poor they actually are.
This year my family celebrated helping others so there was nothing under our tree.

Bro you were duped into a spanish christmas.
Spanish Christmas by Ranchgirls November 12, 2020

The Spanish Inquisition 

In the early years of the 16th century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodxy, the Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. This was the Spanish Inquisitions...
Man- "I didn't expect this kind of spanish inquisition"
Cardinal Ximinez- "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"

Spanish Or Vanish

Said by an shitty bird who is dangerous world-wide. He's an green owl which looks green, cute and innocent but in reality he fucking kidnap the users' family if they don't do their lession. It is said that duolingo's favourite language is Spanish. If you don't do your spanish lessons he might come in your house, kidnap your family or either vanish you. That's why he says Spanish Or Vanish.
Person: I feel tired. I'll not do my spanish lessons today, after all , nothing will happen if I didn't do my lessons for 1 day.
Duolingo: *Breaks door* SPANISH OR VANISH?
Word of the Day on December 13, 2023

Spanish Class

Actual fucking hell
Spanish Class by IAmTheGayAgenda April 29, 2019

spanish noob 

A noob that speaks Spanish. Very common users among games.
*Noob dies*
Noob: u perra noob u hack perra feo

Person: Spanish noob.
spanish noob by agtctae February 13, 2014
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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