Spankz the Monkey 

Spankz the Monkey is the suave and cool personality behind mywetmonkey.com - a safe and fun place to shop for high end adult products. Spankz is the *Mayor* of Jabooty - a fun and sassy adult social network. He is always chasing the proverbial warm cherry pie and always falling just short. He travels the globe and always has a story to tell or a lesson learned to share. Spankz is always willing to hear your confessions and offer up all types of advice

Come join Spankz the Monkey and let your naughty out at mywetmonkey.com

Spankz the Monkey by Bobbi.mywetmonkey October 28, 2009

spank the monkey 

When a man masterbates or strokes his penis

All of a sudden, he pulled down his pants and started spanking that monkey!

spank the monkey by The Molster March 4, 2004

Spank The Monkey 

When you own a giant stuffed monkey and spank him.

Chrys Starr likes to spank the monkey live on Facebook!

Spank The Monkey by Walden Scott February 18, 2019

Spank the Monkey 

masterbation- male only.

I was going to spend the day building shelters for the homeless, but decided to stay home and spank the monkey all day instead.

Spank the Monkey by Johny Casino December 21, 2009

spank the monkey 

to masterbate; vigerously stroke your penis untill you reach climax or skeet all over the place

i spank the monkey every day until my fuckign dick peels

spank the monkey by the one and only whtie e-40 December 13, 2008

spank the monkey 

to have a wank cf choking the chicken

i'm just off to spank the monkey

spank the monkey by dum di dum September 12, 2006

Spank the monkey 

An American state sport, in other words, jacking off. Numerous other ways of saying this include Beating the meat, playing the devil’s fiddle (for you Christian white guys).

Viktor: Dude, you gotta come see this photo of Mia Khalifa!
James: Gimme a sec, I’m gonna go spank the monkey...

Spank the monkey by Goddamnit James February 7, 2018