Spankoholic 

A person who is addicted to spanking the monkey. Addiction to constant masturbation.

My friend Wilbur is a Spankoholic, he masturbates so much that his job is in jeopardy.

Spankoholic by jizmaster3000 November 11, 2010

skankaholic 

a man who cannot get enough of lower-class sluts who have a nasty smell

Tyler has become a real skankaholic; I know it, because he reeks of unclean pussy and I see him often in the company of dirty harlots.

skankaholic by (none) October 30, 2003

spankolicious 

1. Merge of two words, spanky and delicious. 2. hot enough to put into one's spank bank

damn! that boy is spankolicious!

spankolicious by shann"spankolicious"on December 1, 2005

Skankaholic 

A person (usually a male, but not always) that persists in keeping company with "ladies of the evening" ie: whores, trollups,skags,sluts etc. This person has an appetite for extremely used women and has no fear of possible STD's or birth protection. In fact, this individual likes skanks so much, he would just as soon stand in line behind 20 guys just to tear a piece off and not think twice.Motivation for this kind of individual include the smeared lipstick, rat's nest hair, ripped hosiery (in the crotch) her smoking during sex,bruises on her arms and cheap rates.

Ted:Have you seen Al lately? Man he's been avoiding us like the plague.

Brian:Yeah, he's running around with some other whore now named Sue.

Ted:Really? Man that's the 6th chick this week!

Brian: Yeah, he's a skankaholic and it's untreatable.

Ted:Man, if he keeps that up it'll be terminal.

Skankaholic by Dr. Snapper April 3, 2009

Shankaholic 

Adjective
Containing or relating to short stabbing implements

A person suffering from an inability to use anything other than close range puncturing implements in a game/combat environment.

In most cases going out of their way to make sure the target dies from a melee attack regardless of range, even if the sufferer has a suitable long range weapon.

Usually at the risk of team-mates and the sufferers own life, time and time again they will throw themselves head-first into a group of enemies in an attempt to quench their thirst for blood.

It is only then that the Shankaholic, feels truly alive.

Shankaholic's are generally found at the center of a "Shankfest"

Shankaholics also frequently suffer from a "Shankgasm" before, during and after the act of shanking.

"He's stabbed so many guy's in this game it should be fuggin' gold plated and come equipped with a scope"

"Seriously, don't play with him.. all he ever does is talk about stabbing people, he could have totally saved our team by shooting that guy.. but instead he had to run half-way across the map just to stab him -_- I mean come on... guy's a total Shankaholic"

Following quote taken from:

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

"Soap: Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro."

Soap is a closet Shankaholic.

Crocodile Dundee is also a passive Shankaholic, I mean come on.. that was one freakin' awesome knife, you totally knew he wanted to shank that guy.

Totally.

Shankaholic by Phauxed September 21, 2009

Skankoholic

college girls/sorority girls that drink all the time and skank on everyone else's boyfriends...especially at parties.

Can you believe that Chelsea got so drunk again and took her shirt off at the party in front of her friends boyfriend and was flirting with him? What a skankoholic.

Those girls are always hitting on all the guys at school. What skankoholics they are !

Skankoholic by B & R April 19, 2011

spaceoholic

someone who spends their whole day on myspace and have nothing better to do but sit on their asses typing about how stupid and ignorant they are.
they are capable of typing more than 1000 words a minute

gaby got beat by my mom yesterday for being such a spaceoholic.

spaceoholic by raymundo da homeboy March 20, 2008