Spankoholic

A person who is addicted to spanking the monkey. Addiction to constant masturbation.

My friend Wilbur is a Spankoholic, he masturbates so much that his job is in jeopardy.

by jizmaster3000 November 09, 2010

Lady Time

Lady Time is a polite way to say a woman is on her menstrual cycle or on her period.

I went to slide off her panties when she told me she was on her Lady Time so we did not have sex last night.

by jizmaster3000 May 27, 2014