Spankifist

A fetish of being spanked, or to spank those who practice pacifism.

Person 1- "Isnt john a pacifist?"

Person 2- "Only partially, he likes giving a good spanking if you ask nicely"
Person 1- "ohhhhh he's a Spankifist"

by COOKIEMAN5000 December 14, 2021

Spankist

A spankist is any person who has a propensity to administer spanking as their preferred form of corporal punishment. A spankist (or spanki, plural) is usually an adult who performs the spank on a young child. Spanki are most often parents or family relatives, with daycare givers or babysitters being less common examples. An elementary school teacher was once considered to be the defining institutionalized spankist, but this practice has largely abated since the Post-war era.

"As a spankist, I believe that time-out is an ineffective punishment."

One theme considered for an episodic arc for the Maury Povich Show was "You Spankist!: A focus on potentially unethical spanking."

by Rice_brown September 14, 2010

spankfest

To have kinky sex. Sex using a lot of spanking. Domination.

Moesha could hardly walk after I gave her a spankfest last night.

by pkjones_homie April 9, 2003

Spankmeister

1. An extraordinarily attractive and masculine older man who makes younger women wet with anticipation for slow hand, orgasmic fulfillment. Selleck-like.
2. Formal title of creator of world famous Spanky Rolodex (TM).
3. Fourth degree Knight of KONA, and wearer of the fez.
4. Babe magnet.

Mickey: Did you see those strippers? They were all over that guy like white on rice!
Norton: Dude, he's a chuffin' Spankmeister!

Le Broyeur: Da wimins can't get enough o Spankmeister lovin.

by Freak Switch 11 August 29, 2006

Shankfisted

To get drilled in the head with a shank or other potentially lethal object, resulting in immediate coma and/or death.

Did you see that fight?

~Yeah, but it wasn't much of a fight... motherfucker pretty got his ass straight shankfisted.

by Caminitia May 18, 2009

skankifiltration

The process of elimination of the most skanky chick to the least skanky chick.

When John drinks too much, his skankifiltration system fails him every time and he ends up with the Hunch Back of Notre Dame with lipstick and a hoo hoo.

by jennifer dietz May 9, 2008

spankiest

adjective of spankies

the most spankies-like of all;

"The Wild Cats have the spankiest outfit ever!!"

by MissMira December 29, 2013