Illtelechy

1) A song by the band Acadia Confidential

2) A fully realized level of being sick, dope, or really fucking cool.

3) A play-on Parliament Funkadelic's song "Funkentelechy"

They have mad illtelechy going on.

by Caminitia May 17, 2009

Shankfisted

To get drilled in the head with a shank or other potentially lethal object, resulting in immediate coma and/or death.

Did you see that fight?

~Yeah, but it wasn't much of a fight... motherfucker pretty got his ass straight shankfisted.

by Caminitia May 18, 2009