spankiest

adjective of spankies

the most spankies-like of all;

"The Wild Cats have the spankiest outfit ever!!"

by MissMira December 29, 2013

Jungle Spunkies

When you mix your cum and sea monkeys, then throw the mix into the pubes of a partner. This results in an ecosystem of jungle spunkies being created.

"Man my jungle spunkies are really swinging today"

by The_juceman February 27, 2018

spanist

One who has full knowledge and understanding of Spanish

Do you hear José speaking Spanish? He must be a Spanist

by 14in May 5, 2017

Spankist

A spankist is any person who has a propensity to administer spanking as their preferred form of corporal punishment. A spankist (or spanki, plural) is usually an adult who performs the spank on a young child. Spanki are most often parents or family relatives, with daycare givers or babysitters being less common examples. An elementary school teacher was once considered to be the defining institutionalized spankist, but this practice has largely abated since the Post-war era.

"As a spankist, I believe that time-out is an ineffective punishment."

One theme considered for an episodic arc for the Maury Povich Show was "You Spankist!: A focus on potentially unethical spanking."

by Rice_brown September 14, 2010

spanktastic

1.) Someone or something so sexy that it makes you want to spank the monkey.
2.) An ass so fine that when you see it you want to give it a smack.
3.) A severe bitch-slap beat down.

Wow that porn was spanktastic!
Holy shit that ass is spanktastic!
He got shit-kicked last night it was spanktastic!

by roughhausen December 14, 2008

spunkfest

Loads of stiff cocked gentlemen ejaculating at the same time most commonly observed at an orgy or a group of teenagers gathering to watch filth smug whilst skiving school.

Lets all skive and go round garys drum,watch filth and have a spunkfest.

by Cifco July 28, 2015

spankies

the tight panties worn under the cheerleading outfit.

Are you ready yet?
Wait a minute! I just have to get my spankies on!!

by Daisy June 1, 2005