Spactic
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Cone spastic
Cone spastic by Tim Muirhead April 30, 2008
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Spactic • spastic • sparticus • spasticated • spaztic • spactacular • spastication • spastic cunt • Spastic Eagle • spastic elastic
cheeky spastic
A beverage made mainly from shorts. Generally has added vitamins in the way of foodstuffs such as sprouts. Named from the effect of drinking it combined with the phrase "Oh that's cheeky" and closely followed by temporary spastication. Also worth seeing the more modern variation, the Cheeky Saville
cheeky spastic by CleansweepBod November 21, 2014
spastic jawline
spastic jawline by Jawlord January 30, 2017
scare spastics
scare spastics by jpg3 November 7, 2011
Spastic Eagle
When a person recieves anal, gives head, and gives 2 handjobs at the same time. If you can picture in your head the head and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name Spastic Eagle.
Spastic Eagle by Eskibear October 26, 2003
Spastic Head
Someone who is really dumb in the head, as if they are on crack but they aren't on anything.
They're just plain retards.
If you find one, give them a nice slap across the head!
They're just plain retards.
If you find one, give them a nice slap across the head!
Dad: "OI CUNT DO THE DISHES"
You: " Fuckin' relax you spastic head"
Dad: *bashes the shit outta you*
You: " Fuckin' relax you spastic head"
Dad: *bashes the shit outta you*
Spastic Head by McKFC August 3, 2018
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