2 definitions by Eskibear

When a person recieves anal, gives head, and gives 2 handjobs at the same time. If you can picture in your head the head and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name Spastic Eagle.
Your mum did a spastic eagle with her co-workers the other night in the office.
by Eskibear October 26, 2003
Adjective - Very cute. Noun - Someone who is very cute.
1. You're so Shmook. 2. You are a Shmook.
by Eskibear September 1, 2003