Spackn

Erneuerung von Spast, jemand der einfach dumm ist.

"BMW ist besser als Audi"
"Boah bist du nh Spackn"
*Nürnberg Moment*

Spackn by akista February 27, 2026

slacknang

Someone who is completely integrated within the moment and going with positive energies.

"Hey man, did you see Libba over the weekend?"
"Yeah boi he was so slacknang and in the moment"

slacknang by AFL Footylads October 5, 2016

cincinnati spackler

cum in said significant others ass and then have them fart in your face

i got shitfaced last night then she/he gave me the cincinnati spackler

cincinnati spackler by mypssy August 11, 2010

Spackle Jack

Seminal fluid that one has stored (usually jarred/canned) for use as a lubricant during sexual intercourse at a later time.

Jimmy dipped the bologna pony into the luke-warm jar of spackle jack before thunder fucking Todd's b-hole

Spackle Jack by maMFz11 January 15, 2019

Spooge-spackled 

When someone has every orifice, hole, crack and crease in/on their body filled with semen. Generally in reference to a megawhore, super slut or uberskank.

My neighbor is a true multi-tasker. She'll take it everywhere and from everybody. That girl leaves no hole unfilled. She's spooge-spackled up to her eyelids!!

Make sure to fill in every hole in his body. This boy needs to be spooge-spackled before the night is through...

That girl is a spooge-spackled princess aint she?

Spooge-spackled by MidCenturyMr February 4, 2010

Slacknowledgement

Noun. The acknowledgement your employer gives you for any slacking off you do at work.

"Man, I was on my 2nd hour of Tetris when my boss slacknowledged me. Now I've got to work this weekend."

"I've gotten so much slacknowledgement at work, I'm pretty sure I'll be fired soon!"

Slacknowledgement by gossebaygrad June 8, 2009

sacknav 

A method of navigation superior to GPS, which utilizes the measurement of relative air-current temperature. The method involves the application of saliva to a male’s scrotum by a female’s tongue. The scrotum is then placed outside the window of a moving vehicle. Air currents are analyzed via temperature changes detected in the epidermal layer of the scrotum. A normal vector corresponding to the isothermal region with the lowest relative scrotal temperature is deemed the “sacknav” vector. The sacknav vector always points parallel to the direction of final destination, via the path of least resistance.

Orion used sacknav to successfully navigate the roads of Vancouver.

sacknav by matricks April 26, 2009