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soiling your hand 

The act of waking up next to a toothless redneck bitch while spanking your prized hogs schmoirgens blargity balls outside of an ATM.
You were so drunk last night you woke up soiling your hand.
soiling your hand by Trifenuts January 14, 2015
Definition: When you drop fecal matter in your undergarments.
Example: He was so gassed, he was soiling himself.
Soiling by Snacks 874839 March 23, 2021

Soiling your pants 

The standard reaction of a member of the opposite gender asking you out.
Girl: OMG he asked me out. I soiled myself.
Best friend: Ewwww.... Soiling your pants?
to be/get very drunk or done in.
there were many soilings lastnight.
soilings by bleodore July 26, 2009

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026