soupincide

when someone commits suicide via soup related methods

and abbreviation of soup and suicide

Person1: Did you hear that Dan commited soupincide?

Person2: Was it tomato soup?

Person1: Sadly it was.

by thelordofallthatissoup June 17, 2024

stupidcide

Doing something so stupid that it gets you killed.

He jumped in the tiger cage in an act of stupidcide.
Flipping the finger at the head of a drug cartel = stupidcide

by oologil7 April 20, 2020

soupicidal

When your life is shit and all you have to live for is soup.

Boy 1- I ran out of soup yesterday and have no money to buy more...
Boy 2- maaaaaaaan! You must be feeling soupicidal!

by Ticktock450 December 21, 2017

Soupicide

A type of suicide in which the individual drowns themself in a bowl of soup.

"Jethro committed soupicide last night. I hope I get his car."

by jethro11112 August 24, 2007

stupicide

The act of attempting suicide but failing miserably because of your own stupidity and only succeeding in embarassing yourself.

I committed stupicide last night. I stuck my head in the oven to gas myself and then I remembered I've got an electric cooker.

by rubble May 19, 2006

stupicide

The act of killing someone who is intolerably stupid. Alternately: the act of killing someone by subjecting them to overwhelming amounts of idiocy.

I'm going to have to commit stupicide if this guy doesn't shut up.

The guy found dead while watching "The Fast & The Furious" was clearly a victim of stupicide.

by Greenie July 21, 2004

stupicide

The incoherent act of killing yourself without any knowledge or inclination of the environment around you that caused your ultimate demise.

D-low walked into a oncoming bus while looking back at Susie's ass. He committed stupicide.

by BeerSponge February 27, 2014