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Soup fuck 

Slicing a hole into a pillow and filling to zip lock bags with soup popping them into the microwave until warm placing both bags on each side of the slit in the pillow and thrusting penis back and forth into the pillow this simulates a vagina for lonely people
John : man I got so lonely last night I had to soup fuck
Brian: I can relate man.
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fuck soup 

1.) When everything around you goes haywire 2.) Mass confusion 3.) Calling out someone else's bullshit
I think the world's gone fuck soup today;
'How was work today, honey?' -> 'Absolute fuck soup, dear.'
'Dude, don't feed me a steamin' hot bowl of your fuck soup any more.'
fuck soup by JACK WT July 20, 2018

Soup Powered Fuck Machine 

Noun

Refers to someone with a oral piercing (typically tongue) who can only drink soup during downtime of healing.
She finna eat that pussy real good with her new vibrating tongue ring, what a soup powered fuck machine.

Soup fucker 

One who warms up soup, places it back into the can, puts a rubber glove over the top, then places the can between the mattress of his bed for purposes of deviant sex.
Jason ate so much chunky soup, he's a real soup fucker.
Soup fucker by JeZco July 19, 2012

Soup fucking 

A intrequite form of sex where 2 or more people bodies (typically overweight) wobble around soaked in cum and bleach
Jeff: dude I was soup fucking all night
Some Nigga named grute: nice

Noodle soup fucking 

When coronavirus has you so discombobulated that you not only forget the chicken for your soup but you forget how to say fucking noodle soup
I forgot the chicken so I’m having noodle soup fucking again. Shit, that’s not right.

fucking soup 

Fucking a pussy that is So loose.
She was so loose, it felt like i was fucking soup
fucking soup by BiG nELLs. January 25, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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