haywire

Noun- A soft malleable wire traditionally used to bale hay, but also for binding objects or as a simple and temporary repair.

My new machine is so simple it can be fixed with haywire and spit.

by haywireoutfit March 14, 2013

Haywire

adjective. 1. crazy, mad. 2. To go haywire = to go nuts.

That guy's been to the war and gone haywire.

by Moon Ultra January 5, 2006

Haywire

The state of an old person's computer system when it doesn't work perfectly.

"What's wrong with it?"
"I dunno, it's all haywire."

by PseudoEvolution June 28, 2008

Haywire

People who go berserk.

I remember when I was young,I went haywire,when I lost at a videogame,and my neighbour heard me and came in to see what's going on.

by Toa Pohatu February 2, 2017

Haywire

Haywire is when you start spazzing out and go crazy and move your head in a terrible way making horrendous noises. Haywiring can even get people around you killed if they don't look away from you soon enough.

Baby's haywire KILLED ME ON SPOT - Local Dead guy
Springtrap's haywire is just horrifying

by saKJADDS May 6, 2020

Haywire

coolest band EVER!!!! check out their site at www.purevolume.com/haywire!!!

Dude1: Hey dude do you like food?
Dude2: Nope i like Haywire idiot

by drummer March 21, 2005

Hex Haywire

Corpse husband as a Vtuber. Certified daddy.

Hex Haywire is my daddy.

by notkoiyin June 7, 2023