soup-sandwich
Wow, you forgot your wallet, got pulled over, AND locked your keys in the car?!? What a fucking soup-sandwich!
soup-sandwich by IceLore July 23, 2003
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Soup-sandwich
"Recruit, what the hell is up with your hair, it looks like a fucking soup-sandwich!"
"Airman Langendorfer, you've got to be shitting me, your shoes look like a soup-sandwich!"
"Airman Langendorfer, you've got to be shitting me, your shoes look like a soup-sandwich!"
Soup-sandwich by NatePD May 18, 2010
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soup-sandwich
What the hell is this? You call this a car? The tires are flat, the engine block is cracked, and the left turn signal doesn't work. It's soup-sandwich.
soup-sandwich by eidechse July 4, 2004
soup sandwich
A term used in the US Army to denote extreme uselessness. It is directed toward something or someone that is the figurative equivalent of the literal hot sloppy pile of shit that a gob of soup between two pieces of sandwich bread would be.
So the implication here is that the object of discussion is 'Fucked up like a soup sandwich.'
Equivalent expressions in the civilian world are:
Tore up from the floor up.
Useless as tits on a boar..
and so forth.
So the implication here is that the object of discussion is 'Fucked up like a soup sandwich.'
Equivalent expressions in the civilian world are:
Tore up from the floor up.
Useless as tits on a boar..
and so forth.
Drill Sergeant: "Private you can't do anything right, you could break a goddamn crow-bar. Why I couldn't trust you to remove the lint from the back side of my ball sack with a piece of goddamn hundred MPH tape. You're about as worthless as a soup sandwich."
Drill Sergeant: "You are the lowliest goddamn example of hot garbage I have EVER seen. You look like a goddamn soup sandwich, that uniform looks like you pressed it under your mattress springs, and those dusty ass boots look like you shined them with a snicker bar and a goddamn green pad. That is goddamn un-sat, Private. Report to my office immediately following this formation to be skullfucked appropriately."
Drill Sergeant: "You are the lowliest goddamn example of hot garbage I have EVER seen. You look like a goddamn soup sandwich, that uniform looks like you pressed it under your mattress springs, and those dusty ass boots look like you shined them with a snicker bar and a goddamn green pad. That is goddamn un-sat, Private. Report to my office immediately following this formation to be skullfucked appropriately."
soup sandwich by ABN_PMPN505 June 18, 2011
soup sandwich
A slang term used by members of the United States Army to describe a fellow soldier whose performance is unsatisfactory. This term is often shortened to just "soup."
The term expresses a state of extreme uselessness, which can be understood by considering the functionality and worth of soup between two slices of bread.
The term expresses a state of extreme uselessness, which can be understood by considering the functionality and worth of soup between two slices of bread.
soup sandwich by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 6, 2004
soup sandwich
Term used extensively in the US Army to describe something that ain't right and 9 times out of 10 can't get right. (If you put soup between two slices of bread...it ain't right, nor can it get right).
soup sandwich by V. Vicious November 10, 2010
soup sandwich
Giving up on ever coaxing coherence or lucidity out of Mrs Nasselwein, Dr Perls said to his patient, "Lady, you're more fucked up than a soup sandwich."
soup sandwich by harry flashman July 23, 2003
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