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Soppy muffin

The genitalia of an overweight woman, usually moist due to overactive sweat glands and overabundance of flesh. In the case of the morbidly obese, lack of proper hygiene also contributes.
I hadn't been laid in about six months so I trolled for fat chicks at the local bar. The girl I brought home must have weighed at least two bills. She sure had a soppy muffin.
by Lance G. July 2, 2009
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soapy muffin

The act of using soap as an instrument of lube for penetrating the rectum or vagina.
I Went to prison and had my first soapy muffin!

Jesus : Frankie and i had soapy muffin time in the shower last night!
Frankie : It was amazing!
by Snowy_Dream December 30, 2021
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Sloppy Muffin

A game that teens ages 15-24 play in a party. What they do is a group of teens place a Muffin (Or a Biscuit) on the ground, then a group of people circle the Muffin and then they begin to masturbate and compete to ejaculate on the Muffin. The last one to ejaculate on the Muffin or fails to has to eat the Muffin. This is practiced alot by intellectuals in Universities.
Did you hear? Tom played sloppy muffin last night and Joey had to eat it.
by SUPERKITTYMAN123! September 30, 2010
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