Sophistafag

A well-refined and highly-enlightened homosexual taken to enjoying the finer things in life.

Oscar Wilde was indeed a sophistafag of the highest order.

by NFStCyr April 30, 2010

Sophistaratchet

A sophisticated ratchet. A classy, attractive, well-educated woman who can also recite rap lyrics and make her ass clap. You can spot her at a private table in the most exclusive club in the city. She'll usually be sitting in the booth or standing by the bottles sipping casually... until A$AP: Get Lit comes on. At this point, her bootylicious donk will take over. You'll be staring at her uncontrollably and genuinely wonder if she actually is a stripper. She might dance so dirty that you think you actually have a chance with her. You don't.

If your gay boyfriend is white and has no idea who Lauryn Hill is, but you had to turn Trinidad James down to make sure you heard him correctly, you might be a sophistaratchet.

by sophistaratchet_2 May 13, 2013

sophistamacated

a word describing people that think they are intelligent, but really have absolutely no idea what they are talking about

Guy1: I calibrated the trajectory of the obtuse angle of the paralellogram.

Guy2: Wow...you're really sophistamacated!!!

by Doof's Dictionary May 13, 2008

Sophistifaction

The feeling of satisfaction gained by indulging or partaking in sophisticated pastimes, such as wine tastings, chamber orchestra recitals, gallery openings and transatlantic cruises.

I experienced a feeling of sophistifaction after finishing the last glass of Dom Perignon.

by Klynx Kimball January 21, 2009

Sophistifaded.

When someone gets all sophisticated on your ass when your both high/faded.

John: Man i am so high
Jack: dude, did you know A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
John: STFU jack.

Jorge: what the fuck is up with Jack?
John: he's sophistifaded.

by jA-everyday August 10, 2009

sophistifaded

A state of mind so chemically altered, twacked, thrashed up and sleep deprived that ones self and fellow on-lookers would be led to believe that one has lost all touch with reality, yet one is completely and utterly aware, on point, and charismatic and this is brilliantly showcased through each flawless thought stream, every epic verbal diatribe, and an infinite series of highly tactical maneuvers performed with fluidity and grace.

Sam: "You have been partying for a while Jack, but you seem hella on point with no signs of slowing down!"

Jack: "Obviously. Im Sophistifaded... Wanna drive cross country?"

Sam: "Only if you are driving."
Jack: "Obviously"

by Urbannozzler June 14, 2010

Sophistacat

One step up from a cougar. Age 60-70.

Once my tastes matured beyond cougars, I found myself pursuing a sophistacat. She’s one step up from a cougar. Age 60-70.

by Mself313 August 4, 2018