Sophistacat 

One step up from a cougar. Age 60-70.

Once my tastes matured beyond cougars, I found myself pursuing a sophistacat. She’s one step up from a cougar. Age 60-70.

Sophistacat by Mself313 August 4, 2018

Sophistaratchet 

A sophisticated ratchet. A classy, attractive, well-educated woman who can also recite rap lyrics and make her ass clap. You can spot her at a private table in the most exclusive club in the city. She'll usually be sitting in the booth or standing by the bottles sipping casually... until A$AP: Get Lit comes on. At this point, her bootylicious donk will take over. You'll be staring at her uncontrollably and genuinely wonder if she actually is a stripper. She might dance so dirty that you think you actually have a chance with her. You don't.

If your gay boyfriend is white and has no idea who Lauryn Hill is, but you had to turn Trinidad James down to make sure you heard him correctly, you might be a sophistaratchet.

Sophistaratchet by sophistaratchet_2 May 13, 2013

bowling shoe sophisticate

A bowling shoe sophisticate is person who dresses in outré clothing when going to a nice restaurant, such as leisure suits, bolo ties, and bowling shoes. Obviously, this is meant sarcastically.

Yes, Hector was a true bowling shoe sophisticate: he wore yoga pants, a university sweatshirt, and - yes! - bowling shoes with the size on the back.

bowling shoe sophisticate by Angel of the Morning February 6, 2020

sophisticat 

A sophisticated, super cool cat who can make this face --> :3

A dude: "Look at that guy! He's such a sophisticat."
Another dude: "Dude yea he is! Look at his face!"
Sophisticat: ":3"

sophisticat by MAKE_THIS_FACE!_:3 July 11, 2010

Sophisticated 

The opposite behavior of 98% of the population below age 21.

Sophistication is a mix of knowing when a joke's over, caring somewhat about the consequences of your actions, talking about something of reasonable importance, having a good dose of common sense, not letting your immediate reactions control your life, knowing how much information is TOO much information, and not wearing wearing your jeans lower than your underwear.

Sophistiated: "Hi, Jenna. It's great to hear from you again! Yes, I'd love to come over for dinner, thanks. 6:30 works perfectly. I'll see you there!"

Unsophisticated. "Oh em gee. JENNA! Wow...like...WOW. I can so so not believe it's you, like, omigosh! Can I like...stop by or something? 'Cause my ex is in town, and he's SOOOOOOOOOO annoying. Like, stalker-ish annoying. It's sort of freaky -- hey, hello?! Like, are you still there?"

Sophisticated e-mail: Ms. Thompson, I will not be in your 4th period history class today because of an illness I've contracted. Can you please send the homework assignment to me? Thanks, Corina.

Unsophisticated e-mail: ummmmmmmmm hi ms t this is corina and im sick so liek i cant come to class and i need the hw k bai

Sophisticated by Just somebody. February 21, 2007

Sophistiratchet 

a person of highly educated pedigree (academically, socially & otherwise). Fluent in various forms of public etiquette yet is equally knowledgeable of the latest trap music , updated on most prime-time ratchet cable programs & conversant in the tongue of ratchet.

A sophistiratchet would make the perfect spouse for a corporate hood person.

Sophistiratchet by quba3603 January 7, 2013

sophistamacated 

a word describing people that think they are intelligent, but really have absolutely no idea what they are talking about

Guy1: I calibrated the trajectory of the obtuse angle of the paralellogram.

Guy2: Wow...you're really sophistamacated!!!

sophistamacated by Doof's Dictionary May 13, 2008